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Jimbo

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  1. rename the picture "default" and save it to C:\Program Files\Sports Interactive\Football Manager 2006\data\graphics\backgrounds
  2. He's shite on Football manager 2006
  3. I trust Rob's opinion on this one, who can doubt that he hasn't experienced death in a plane crash ?? Lets face it, he's done everything else !
  4. A lot of people buy two, and just open one. No guarantees there will still be saddos willing to buy this tat in the space year 2030 though. 86510[/snapback] Very true, but who would have thought that in 1977 too !
  5. My eldest lad just got a new toy Darth Vader today, I was tempted for a second to not let him open it !
  6. Jimbo

    Tesco Scam

    Which Tesco's ???
  7. Do you think Gary Neville groaned when he saw that one ?
  8. 85842[/snapback] And yet Souness also is lacking in a full Pro Coaching Licence isn't he? 85891[/snapback] He most probably has got it, but like so many people with qualifications, they totally lack skills !
  9. My only problem with my first flight was that my ears didn't pop and I spent the first 3 days of my holiday in Ibiza, deaf !
  10. Clicky here "You have made 41.166666666667 gallons and 343.55246466667 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats! If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.1955555555556 football fields! You have killed approximately 1,422,720,000,000 little swimmers. You have killed 7904 kittens." quite proud of that.
  11. Sin City What a steaming pile of dogshit, and a tragedy that valuable hours of my life were wasted watching that utter dross.
  12. How come I hate the White Stripes and like the Arctic Monkeys? 85183[/snapback] Not sure, try these:
  13. He also won the Portuguese double with Benfica, and got them to the UEFA Cup final in his first season in charge.
  14. Early Shift day 1, 4:55am, Alarm goes off. 2, 4:56, Turn on TV check if the Bint on Babestation is worth knocking one out over. 3, 4:59, mop up evidence with sock 4, 5:00am, make breakfast 5, 5:05am turn on SKY Sports news hoping Souness is sacked. 6, 5:29am, my lift arrives to take me to work. 7, 5:40am, shift handover, informs me of nightshift production performance and Engineering reliability. 8 5:59am, Preshift brief. Night shift 1, 5:00am, Fill in engineering log. 2, 5:10am, Final cup of tea. 3, 5:15am, Clear away tools and scrap. 4, 5: 20am, Check outside to see if windscreen needs clearing of ice. 5, 5:25am, browse FHM or FOURFOURTWO until relief arrives. 6, 5:55am, get changed and clock out. Non working day 11:59am, wake up with a raging stiffy 12:00pm, Knock one out from wank-bank 12:01pm, Mop up spillage with sock 12:05pm, go downstairs. 12:06pm, Turn on PC and see if themags is online and comment on how I've only just woken up. 12:06+30 seconds,pm, Recieve message from Themags informing me what a lazing fucking bastard I am. 12:07pm: Start up Football manager 2006 12:08pm-02:06am: Download a disgracefull amounts of porn, drink 10 gallons of Coffee, have 15 wanks.
  15. Rather have him over Souness or Shearer.
  16. Proof if any were needed that humans evolved from Apes ( although some evolved better than others )
  17. I think we would have been 6th or 7th at the moment and everyone would still be moaning that we've not progressed.
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