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She should have used pink thread and pretended she's a pig. I'll tell her that tommorrow .. She'll be well pleased with what you have been discussing.

Bought star trekkin by the firm for woor lass as a piss take. Cuased such a argument She'd been dancing to it on holiday whislt pissed out of her skull.

Danke! it's shit

Scottish Mag? He said he missed these threads Don't blame me I was only following orders

Some Gays and lasses who do. Does it hurt? It must knack, do you get used to it? Is the pain the fun

Anyone suffer from piles? Remember in old days people would sit on rubber rings to avoid the pain. Berb never suffered from them.

Labour Cons Libs BNP Other Me still stick with Labour. Feel that Cameron is being used like a trojan horse to get old style cons in.

Saw a bloke working on roadworks today. High Vis coat, (satisfying the HSE act 1974) but Camoflage pants on could only see the top of him

Have you had any horror stories when selling property? I once sold a flat, when I had a estate agent around he informed me that the bloke belows garage was built 9 inches over into my garage space. Choices were to tell him to knock it down or hope to find a punter with a second rate surveyor. we got knocked back loads but eventually got rid

Do you think if the brits pull out of Iraq that the friction between Muslims and non Muslims within England would diminish. I think it is here to stay. I feel some people have secret agendas, making money for themselves.

Why do people say luck of the Irish? They were condemned to be labourers / Navvy's Had a potatoe famine Bloody Sunday Civil War Little people (can't spell lep..)problems Talk funny What have the Irish been lucky with, Eurovision song contest

That's the nicest thing anyone has ever written about me. I will blast some off later. I did some on N-O yesterday cos the G man said the board was dying..................I think I finished it off

* ON THE PLANE* Gemmill was seated next to little Renton on the airplane when he turned to him and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." Little Renton, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly and said to the G man, "What would you like to talk about?" Oh, I don't know", said the G man. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," Rents said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" The Gman thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea," To which little Rents replies, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

i live near there - but at work at the mo so i cant help lol didn't leave the toaster on?

who pinched me E?

verybody's rational is someone else's irrational!!

Didn't you give credit to Dyer for trying hard a few hours ago? Difference is Dyer IS good enough and DOES play well, and I was defending him in the face of your irrational hatred. I'm not gonna applaud the below-standard Sibierski for putting a shift in though. ha ha ha fucking ha

Proliferating like rabbits tbh. EDIT: Ok, a bit too late... 9000 outside the stadium smart chops note to berb cut n paste and edit you prick

44,000 Mackems meet in the Stadium of shite for a "Mackems Are Not Stupid" convention. Nial Quinn addresses the crowd "We are all here today to prove to the world that Mackems are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer please ?" Mickey Gray gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. Quinn asks him "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds Gray says, "Eighteen!" Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then the Mackems start chanting "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!" Quinn says "Well since we have a capacity crowd, world-wide press and global broadcast media here, I think we can give him another chance. So he asks "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, "Ninety?" Quinn looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh. Everyone is disheartened and Gray starts crying. But then the 44,000 Mackems begin to yell and wave their hands shouting "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!" Quinn, unsure whether he is now doing more harm than good eventually says, " What is 2 plus 2?" Silence hangs over the stadium. Gray closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four?" Pandemonium breaks out throughout the stadium as the Mackem crowd stand to a man, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream............. . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"

Shola eyes toon return and Duff earns paise from Roeder. Welcome to Newcastle United, Duff in my humble opinion has been crap, not interested. Shola I feel is good news (never thought I would say that) I hate newcastle

AQrchos 20gig. Stainless, big and chunky like the Bobster

Cockend scenario - YES! Because the 'some poor twat' who gets smacked for nothing at all deserves someone who saw it happen to have the fucking balls to point out who did it. Do not get me started on this I love poundshops simmer tiger

I don't think the words hover or push could be used in a post about Mrs S, maybe ride on? Strap-on?

I don't think the words hover or push could be used in a post about Mrs S, maybe ride on?