bobbyshinton

brothers in arms dire straits

No, but I am big Big George it is then voted

love playing golf when; the weather is fine the course is flat the people playing with are my standard, shite the people playing with do not take it serious there is a drink at the end

DO YOU EVER ANSWER YOUR PM

and I put you in touch with me father? My god what have I done

you've got mail

bollocks you big puff, what's wrong with tap water like? Tap Waater is so 70's

Shhhhhhhhh it's a record breaker

who are you doing it for?

Drink of chilled water from the dispenser. Must be the best drink you can have. Beats the eff out of milk, beer, pop.

Which is exactly how I pronounce it. The only difference being that I also spell it correctly. I say the hat version. Maybe that's my South Tyneside roots, but I can't think of anyone that says the hot version. ANYWAY! The correct spelling remains HAWAY. You don't spell half, holf, do you? Is a contradiction It's not. Here this is for you - This one is mine - you're funny. Contradiction I say, do you say cantrodictian (I know I'm not )

In that case him and Bobbyshinton can keep each other company.

Which is exactly how I pronounce it. The only difference being that I also spell it correctly. I say the hat version. Maybe that's my South Tyneside roots, but I can't think of anyone that says the hot version. ANYWAY! The correct spelling remains HAWAY. You don't spell half, holf, do you? Is a contradiction

One thing I love about you is your use of "Haway" as a greeting So spectacularly out of context but very endearing at the same time. Howay! He's half-mackem man! It's Howay in Waaaaaaaaaaaaalsend. Had a banner with it on in the 70's so I must be right Can also remeber the NUFC fans chanting HOway the lads during games in that era, never chanted haway the lads Case closed.

One thing I love about you is your use of "Haway" as a greeting So spectacularly out of context but very endearing at the same time. Howay! He's half-mackem man! It's Howay in Waaaaaaaaaaaaalsend. Had a banner with it on in the 70's so I must be right Can also remeber the NUFC fans chanting HOway the lads during games in that era, never chanted haway the lads

This is set in a doctors surgery in Waaaaaaaaaalsend, the appointment was for 10.00 (right I hope the scene is set, after yesterdays' disapointing effort) A woman walks into her doctor's office, scared of the strange development recently to the inside of her legs... a green spot on the inside of each. They won't wash off, they won't scrape off, and they seem to be getting worse. The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of this, and that she needn't worry until tests come back. He sends her home. A few days later, the woman's phone rings. Much to her relief, it's the doctor. She immediately begs to know what's going on with these spots. "You're perfectly healthy--there's no problem. But I'm wondering: is your boyfriend a Mackem chav?" the doctor asks. "Yes-how did you know?" . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Tell him his earrings aren't real gold." FFS

Worst hint ever tbh, with the "Bond likely to quit" headline like.

Bastard sussed what NSFW stands for after the event. Lovely young secretary handing me the post when up it pops(?) Eeeeh didn't know you were into that kind of thing, me bright red

was on radio this morn. After what Mctithead did to get rid of Bellamy, he should have pulled his stupid looking tash off and stuck it up his arse. Terry Mc you arse licking sponge getting money off the fans for fuck all

your kids or does your parents smack you. I believe in smacking for discipline (not smarm arse comments ) Wor youngens got a clip if they stepped too far out of line, believe in the parents right to do that.

Thanks. Try harder in my book is go on have another go.

Cheers mate got the thread back on track just in time

The eating is the starter, the bog the next day is the REAL test of a man. i used to laugh even with Izel. (shiney bog paper) anyway are you at the Trent on Sunday

Straight through my window inot the window of our rivals office

Hot chinese curry Ahhh, are you one of those hot curry makes you a man blokes, bobby? I once worked away with this lad and we had a curry one night. The fat twat sat opposite me dripping sweat into his dinner and looking thoroughly uncomfortable working his way through a phal, stopping only to dab at the sweat on his face and call me a puff for eating my chicken tikka massala. The fat knobhead! If you cannot take a curry hot enough to melt your teeth or make your eyes bleed then indeed you're not the man I thought. Only real men eat phal