bobbyshinton

born Waaaaaaaallsend. Live Waaaaaaaaaaallsend

No fucking club should take note of some jumped up students from the likes of Jesmond and heaton. They should be in the workmans clubs in Waaaaaaaaaaaalsend n Walker Stevie apply earlier and calm down.

Not the Baines chap I hope. Older than Leazes Mag that now Jon, you're a southern toon fan, and you know fine well what I'm saying is true, but if ever there was a message board fence sitter it was you, as not to offend your net mates. I can't see why the club are asking ANY message board for this sort of info. Lets face it, the vast majority of fans DON'T use message boards. All of us do - obviously - but how many out of 50,000 use them, quite a lot of us use them because we live away from home and want to keep up with the gossip. It should be quite easy to get these figures, the club has logged the sale of away tickets for many years, there is no need to ask anybody, not even Mark Jensen, Keith Barrett. If they did, they would be given a much better estimate than 1500 too. Don't mean to criticise Mort, but his comments about spending money in january, and now this ....... they seem to be pretty naive about what football is all about. I agree whole heartedly. The fact they're asking a message board where over half the people don't even go, and even fewer go to away games, well it beggars belief. When you've stood on cold terraces at Southend on New Years Day, seeing your team lose 4-0, I think you will know something about the toon and their support. Sitting behind a PC in Leeds, Preston, Glasgow, Edinburgh or whereever having been to less games than the fingers on your right hand, I just feel cheated that they actually think a message board is the true voice of the support. By the state and inebriation of that last train home on Saturday. Mark Jensen, Kevin Miles type figures should be the people being consulted, not gauging opinions off a website where the average age is about 20, and there are more posts about favourite kind of crisps than football. and whats this "older than LeazesMag" all about then I couldn't think of any other old timers on toon message boards, other than Peasepud but even he's only aboot 48

Clock / Beehive

have a good one mate

3 Friends, a Turtle, a Rabbit, and a Buzzard decide to chip in together to buy some land and start a farm. They immediately set to work on the garden and realize that fertilizer will be required for the job. But the question arose as to who should be the one to go get it? "I can't do it said the turtle. I'm too slow and it would take me forever." to that, the buzzard replied, "And I'm too weak, I couldn't possibly carry all that fertilizer." The rabbit, being both strong and fast agreed to do it and so he scurried off into town. In the meantime, the buzzard and the turtle strike oil and now the land is worth a fortune. Upon return, the rabbit finds a mansion where the house once stood. He goes up to the door and knocks. A butler comes to the door and the rabbit asks, "Where is the turtle??" The butler replied, "Mister TurTELL is out by the well." The rabbit asked, "Then where's the buzzard?" The butler replied, "Mister BuzzARD is out in the yard." By now the rabbit is getting pretty pissed and says, "Then you tell Mister TurTELL and Mister BuzzARD that . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . .. . . Mister RabBIT is here with the Shit!!"

Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions. The 70 year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee." The 80 year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement." The 90 year old man says, "At seven I pee like a horse, and at eight I crap like a cow." "So what's your problem?" ask the others. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "I don't wake up until nine!"

Getting up early or staying up late what do you prefer? I would prefer to get up early for a flight than stay up late.

So last year

That is nearly as old as some of my jokes

I'll claim that one

I know some right bastards live in the Newcastle area. I know some right bastards live in the London area. I've been to Barca and encountered some right bastards. Where was I going with this Oh aye there are some right bastards all over.

eh Well then to answer that part, no Berb, there's no hay, no animals (barring yourself), no barn dancing, nothing of the sort. Unless you're seeing some form of Emmerdale tribute. I was referring to a large empty shell like building. Its the Pogues so there will be animals, and barn dancing of sorts I haven't been but it used to be a bingo hall didn't it? good call

eh Well then to answer that part, no Berb, there's no hay, no animals (barring yourself), no barn dancing, nothing of the sort. Unless you're seeing some form of Emmerdale tribute. I was referring to a large empty shell like building. Its the Pogues so there will be animals, and barn dancing of sorts

eh

Bars, are they expensive? I do not want to see the support band, what time do you think the main act will be on if the doors open 7.00? Is there restrictions on what time you get in ie 8.00? Is it just a big barn like venue? how does electricity work?

Why would you want to block a person, why not just not read his posts? What happens if a "blocked" person writes a post in the middle of a thread do you not see that? Is that a repeat of the question asked earlier, if so sorry

I've been saying that for years. It was a serious concern regarding a person who can only be classed as a demi god, who made this board what it is.

Tell me you are not complaining about the capital I.

Divvent me I find that very hurtful. A lovely lad like G would not do that to me..................... he's my hero.

Never see any posts from him.

All over mate. Different websites. Some believe it or not come from the Rover Owners motor Club Some are garbage (leave it alone) Some or cracking. But it costs nowt and it creates conversation and I hope a little mirth. Plus it gets the little man a airing

I wish it had happened to a few of ours Geremi Baba Marcellino Luque It is shocking like.

It gets better. I'm sure today is better than yesterday. All the best

I only use that when I'm responding to your posts.