StevenL

Fucking class.

I fucking love this thread. I'm glad it got up to page 5 without him paying. Surely he has to pay out after he upped the money.

Is he the one Roy Keane hurt?

Yeah, I'd rather we bought an out and out striker. Right now though I'd take anyone half decent.

What's his @thingy?

I saw that. Thought you were a drunk arsehole.

Loan.

He's a total mong. Does he even dress himself in the mornings?

What's this shit about a replacement? Isn't Obertan his replacement?

Don't worry, they may have let him go on a free but they've save £2.6 million on his wages. Result.

Looking at where everyone is born, we're not actually that English. Dan Cole - Leicester, England Alex Corbisiero - New York, US Andrew Sheridan - Bromley, England Matt Stevens - Durban, South Africa David Wilson - South Shields, England Dylan Hartley - Rotorua, New Zealand Lee Mears - Torquay, England Steve Thompson - Hemel Hempstead, England Louis Deacon - Leicester, England Courtney Lawes - London, England Tom Palmer - London, England Simon Shaw - Nairobi, Kenya That's a fucking shock. He was also educated in Spain. Tom Croft - Basingstoke, England Nick Easter - Epson, England James Haskell - Windsor, England Lewis Moody - Ascot, England Tom Wood - Coventry, England Delon Armitage - San Fernando, Trinidad Ben Foden - Chester, England Chris Ashton - Wigan, England Mark Cueto - Workington, England Matt Banahan - Jersey Suppose I'll count that as England. Shontayne Hape - Auckland , New Zealand Mike Tindall - Otley, England Manu Tuilagi - Samoa Toby Flood - Frimley, Surrey (Although he was raised in Morpeth) Jonny Wilkinson - Frimley, England Joe Simpson - Sydney, Australia Richard Wigglesworth - Blackpool, England Ben Youngs - Norwich, England Just under a third were born in England.

I wanted to see the game go to pens so he'd take one, see if he's as good as Shola.

Wigan 1 QPR 0 Villa 1 Wolves 1 Blackburn 1 Everton 1 Chelsea 4 Norwich 0 Swansea 1 Sunderland 1 Liverpool 2 Bolton 0 Newcastle 2 Fulham 1 Tottenham 1 Man City 1 West Brom 1 Stoke 0 Man Utd 2 Arsenal 0

For the record, I'm not slagging Shola off because he's never scored from outside the box. It's because he's lazy.

Sorry, there's no way they're related. Shola is one of the laziest people I've seen and I'm not just talking about in football. Infact my lass is the only one keeping him off bottom. Sammy's bombing down wings, helping out in defence. As a matter of interest, has Shola scored from outside the box before?

Are you supposed to look like Brock off the Pokémon?

That beard is amazing.

The New Zealand Super 12 reject done a'rite for the Lions.

Leave it, cunt. Leave what? I'd never leave it if I was a heroin addict, best place in the NE to get it apparently. Good comeback.

Leave it, cunt.

Wrong side of the law? Nah, he played cricket at my rugby club years ago so when he done his walking from Seaton Sluice to Blyth they finished there. He had this attitude where he wanted to do everything by himself, which is fair enough, but he's shout at anyone trying to help him. He nearly fell off a chair when giving his big speech and then shouted at the women who put her hands out to stop him. Duncan Bannatyne was there though. And yes, he was asked about 50 times to get the round in.

I've met him, well been in the same room as him. Lets just say I didn't like him.

Too harsh?

Some fucking greats ones there.