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Howay, man, that must be twenty years old at least. What about: Paddy is flying across to Belfast. About 20 mins from landing and the pilot announces over the tannoy 'Please take your seats for landing as we will shortly be arriving at Belfast' With this news, Paddy, as happy as owt, starts shouting 'Belfast. Belfast. Belfast' The stewardess, in annoyance, shouts at Paddy 'Be silent!' Paddy: 'Elfast. Elfast. Elfast' Well at least mine's new

Whoever NUFC buy this year (whether Jan or close season) they are gonna have to pay waaay over the odds. We'll be lucky to get three players for £30m.

No, but basically Stevie has shafted his mate up the arse and is screaming blue murder. 'Stevie' and 'mate' - together in the same sentence? I have grave doubts of the authenticity of your information, my good chap. FFS

Look on the bright side. All these people going to different floors means more time for SO to spend in the lift, meaning even less time doing any work. Justifiable absence innit.

No, but basically Stevie has shafted his mate up the arse and is screaming blue murder. 'Stevie' and 'mate' - together in the same sentence? I have grave doubts of the authenticity of your information, my good chap. FFS

Mrs. Hips does need someone to fulfill her every need, or so I've been told anyways. Whoozbintaakinlike??

I forgot you were mature and above all that 'squabbling' Im sure i could find a few choice, unprovoked quotes from yourself Don't bother, here's one 'Fuck off you cunt!' That didn't half make me chuckle Yarp

As a newbie to this thread, anyone care to give a quick precis of it ?? 29 fookin' pages

Good luck, 2J. Just stay away from Whitley Bay; we don't like your sort around here. Fuckin' Rentboy

"...I'll dip me finger in it first"?

People who say 'samwich' or, worse still, 'sangwich'. The word is SANDWICH. Thankyou. Anyway, I went looking for this thread as I have recently been reminded on how annoying it is to see Keegan grab people behind the neck at the end of the match when he shakes hands with them. Truly cringeworthy imo.

If he is being linked with Celtic, it shows what level he's at. In that case, no thanks.

Aha! I shall try that - once I get me finger out me arse. If it works, I'll buy you a pint. However.......

You taking that from Michael Wrays spreadsheet? No. Snakehip's Scientific Study Sheet. Or, just commonly referred to as: Sheet!

Without the 'trophy signings', NE5 would lose half of his post content!

I've hardly seen anything of Enrique, but he looked soft as shite on Satdee. He was playing against the Land of Giants though which could scare the best of us.

I think we'll finish fifth bottom. Serious.

HBTY, HBTY, HBDE.............HBTY The vodka's on me, darling. Have a good one

Cheers, HF. However, I've got a DVD recorder (as well as a couple of VHS's gathering dust) but I thought original VHS cassettes have some sort of 'block' on them which prevents them being copied to DVD (or other tapes)?

Erm, was that real ??? The 'newsreader' seems as dim as the nerb in the gegs iyam (nice tits though. Thats the 'newsreader', not dear Corey btw).

Is there anyone on here who can do this for me? For a reasonable fee per tape. (authentic VHS's, by the way, not just stuff recorded off the telly). Or, failing that, is there stuff one can buy to enable this?

Thought you wanted this thread to remain on football, Alex ? Oh, CLIP, you say.

Crikey! You're going out on a limb there, mate

Every manager at every club 'bigs up' their supporters (Benitez was doing it on F Focus yesterday) so why shouldn't Keegan? Why are Arsenal and Man U so good? Because they fuckin' attack the opposition and are not attempting the boring 'for fuck's sake don't concede' ethos of other lousy teams eg Bolton Wanderers. Another hack with a really incisive piece about dillusional Geordies. I'm loving your work, fella.

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