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'Barton's passes don't work with others.' Why not? Hey, why not get another striker in???? Revolutionary, I know, but maybe it's something the powers that be may just consider? '..an attacking winger....delivering killer balls into the box.' Who to? Hey, why not get another striker in???? Revolutionary, I know, but maybe it's something the powers that be may just consider? '...carrying the ball down the field like Jonas and delivering killer balls into the box.' This, I'm afraid, just does not compute. Jonas? Killer balls into the box? I fully recognise that Barton has managed to manufacture this possible departure through his tweetings, and I honestly believe an organisation can't tolerate one of their employees doing such a thing. But letting him go for fuck all? Very strange.

As each day goes by, other clubs sqeeze LardAsh's pips that bit more. The more they squeeze, the more likely he is to say "Fak it, we'll go wiv wot we've got. I'm not doin bizniz wiv deez cahnts."

Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but those statements read like someone desperate for an offer from NUFC. I can't see it coming.

"I'm getting the name..............I'm getting the name....JOHN. Is there a John in the audience?"

Thinking about this a little more. GET HIM IN! An instant terrace hit: ABC It's easy as 1,2,3, Cost little more than some pennies ABC NUFC I'll get me coat.

Beat me to it

The hips radar immediately targets a pair of breasts. More evidence required, m'boy.

I'm now getting to know what old man Steptoe felt when he exclaimed 'ooh, me lumbago'. Bowls related (tenuously), at least I'm still getting good wood

Back from footy. Let in five today

I thought he slept in the gutter outside The Diamond.

Reported.

Lunacy ifam. Surprised billy big balls LardAsh has let a footballer get one over on him. Leaving on a free??? LardAsh beaten. EDITL btw, ifam is iyam, but in less coherent way

Barton trying desperately not to show he's fucked off at having to stand next to a ginga. Street cred completely shot.

Mantle They are rather.

Good luck, Keveen.

Congratulations SG

Well hello SM Give us a flash

I'd love to know where you get Barnetta's name from, CT.

Good news Is it still close to the kids? Within 45 mins which is exactly what I was after. Brand new 3 double bed duplex flat next to a canal - quiet village with 2 pubs over the road and a cricket ground 5 mins away. Perfect Good stuff Let us know when the housewarming is. I'll bring the Twiglets and I know someone who can give us all a lift down from the n.e. for half price

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Coloccini wont be going anywhere this season - due to his high wages. 99.9%

The Whitby Chippy?

Neither did a, a never knew Ray "bet in plyyyyyyy naaaaaaaaaaaa!!" Winstone was in AWP till Jonny pointed it out as well. Aye, he was the kid who was hitch hiking in Germany, eh? The Army runaway. 'Loyk the bleedin' Jawdie Maafia you lot' Aye a naa nuw but it just didn't register till I was told. Wonder if that was before or after Scum. After, he was a kid in scum. "Where's ya tool?" "What tool?" "This fakin tool" WHACK!!!

One of the clips on the BBC News website is Rebels Storm Gaddafi's Compound. Right at the end of the piece, there's a crowd of folk seen. One of which is wearing a black and white football shirt Wherever you go, you'll always meet a Geordie