Mac-Toon

It's abit unfair to measure against a home and away match, shirley? Maybe he changed his game for sunlun away, we didn't have as much of the ball as in the home game, we weren't as far up the pitch etc etc.

My wife's fascinated by how that has happened to her. It's unlike anything I've witnessed before (Including one born every minute which I had to endure afterwards). Bless her. She's always grafting hard it seems and powering the machines. (Not vending). I think that young lad who's on the team on his own's got the best chance to get back to a comfortable weight. He loses half a stone in tears each week, the big puff. Howay man, he want's to play Rugby again. ..... 'It's for me dad'

My wife's fascinated by how that has happened to her. It's unlike anything I've witnessed before (Including one born every minute which I had to endure afterwards). Bless her. She's always grafting hard it seems and powering the machines. (Not vending). I think that young lad who's on the team on his own's got the best chance to get back to a comfortable weight.

Phoenix jones Nobody would be so daft to try it around here. Try and straighten people up and end up with a gang of 20+ charvas force feeding you buckets and calling you a daft cunt.

How is he for toffs? I think you're confusing intelligence tbh. Plus, saying the only reason he got the job is because of the office is pointless. All comics, actors get roles on the back of something else they've done. Surely a comic like yourself acknowledges that.

Watched it, it was absolute quality. Watching those monsters shamble around that park and then clinging onto the rope above the pool. I'm absolutely lacing the gym btw. Upping it to 5 times a week this week. Ripped. Adonis, tbf.

Did you witness the power that is The Northern Monster? 5 press ups with 30 stone is some going for someone who's patently done no exercise for 30 years. What a guy. The one thing I don't understand is why they have an elimination. Why not just help all these bloaters get back to fitness? The two "quadruplets" are the funniest. Maxing out the cross trainer then whiteying outside is the mark of a real athlete.

Green shirt mush gets my vote bu they're all amazing. Golden.

The animals are back on this evening. 9 bells itv.

Never saw that. Was it his usual 'Wazz it up, half a lime, half a lemon and a crazy amount of salt and oil ten pile things up in the middle of a plate'?

Villa are about as fashionable as turnup jeans imo. Sunderland, Villa, Everton three clubs who are about as sexy as Jodie Marsh. Compared to Sunderland, they're more fashionable. They're the NafNaf jacket of the premier league. ....and Villa are Trespass jacket of the premier league. Fucking hell man I've just nearly pissed myself. What are we? The borghoose? Prada jacket mate. Fucking ripped the sleeve on mine last week caught on the door handle. Sick. Got my eye on a nice new CP Company one but it's canny pricey. Wey, dearer than a Trespass a kna that much.

Villa are about as fashionable as turnup jeans imo. Sunderland, Villa, Everton three clubs who are about as sexy as Jodie Marsh. Compared to Sunderland, they're more fashionable. They're the NafNaf jacket of the premier league. ....and Villa are Trespass jacket of the premier league. Fucking hell man I've just nearly pissed myself. What are we? The borghoose?

Villa are about as fashionable as turnup jeans imo. Sunderland, Villa, Everton three clubs who are about as sexy as Jodie Marsh. Compared to Sunderland, they're more fashionable. They're the NafNaf jacket of the premier league.

They've already drawn up a list of replacements on RTG; Sewper Dewper Kev Emile Heskey Luis Suarez Diego Forlan Insomnia Downing Ireland Carlton Cole Luckas Podolski ...... ........ This is just what I like to see after they celebrated a draw at home against a newly promoted side like they'd won the Milk Cup.

Oo, oo, oo, can someone please do a pic of him where his fingers on one hand has five sticking up and his other has only one up. Please please please please please. Please make it so as that would really make me happy Then send it to RTG perhaps?? Maybe with a toon scarf round his neck as well?? +1. I'd like to see this aswell. How the feck does one do these technical things?

They seem to be blaming each other and the message board on RTG for his transfer request. In fighting at it's very best. Some aren't arsed though as 'Campbell is already better than Bent and he's younger'. Fucking hell. If only we'd hung on yesterday they'd be queing up the stairs to jump off the bridge.

Baja men or something - Who let the dogs out. I'm sure his mother would be most proud of him. He's about as Geordie as fucking Julio Geordio.

The titanic was fucking massive and built by pros and look what happened to that. The Arc was built by amateurs and look how that flourished. They're fucking gutted.

Who wants to play for them though? They've just sold their record signing and in doing so they've sold a sizeable chunk of the tiny pulling power the shithole of a place has The major thing Sunderland has going for it is Newcastle. It's a lovely place to live and players can easily commute to Whitburn and Sunderland so I don't think the fact Sunderland's one of Western Europe's biggest shitholes comes in to it. There's DURHAM City too which is nice.

Let me get this right, the newly self proclaimed biggest club in the North East had Bent and Jones when Bruce took owa. They're heading for Europe apparantly and they now have Gyan and Campbell.... ...Sun'luns a massive club. This is fucking great this btw.

The ONLY thing that could make this any better would be Emile Heskey hoyd in as part of the deal.

+ 1 Handed in a transfer request apparently. Was about to say like, I bet he's more than happy to move on. I don't understand why he'd hand in a transfer request. I hate the mackems as much, if not more than most but he's done well there, is getting considered internationally and he's playing in a better side than that at Villa, imo. They over performed with O'Neill and have found their level again. If it is true, and I hope it is for the humour, he'll slip back away like he did at Spurs. Well I was thinking of the incident with his Mam and a few other things he's said, re: their so-called fans to borrow a phrase he used. Villa is a strange one though as they're shit and were reported to be skint. Ideal scenario for me is, he goes, gets injured, they go down and Bruce squanders the money I've not really heard nixi about that. What a shame, eh. If I was Bruce I'd sell Sunderland to prospects with the fact Darren Bent plays for them. Who's wanting to play in a side with no big hitters. Welbeck's on loan I believe and they're only left with Azerbaijan up front if he goes.

+ 1 Handed in a transfer request apparently. Was about to say like, I bet he's more than happy to move on. I don't understand why he'd hand in a transfer request. I hate the mackems as much, if not more than most but he's done well there, is getting considered internationally and he's playing in a better side than that at Villa, imo. They over performed with O'Neill and have found their level again. If it is true, and I hope it is for the humour, he'll slip back away like he did at Spurs.

It was Best who won the corner which the goal came from. His backheel into Bartons path was canny aswell. Not literally fuck all but winning a corner isn't a lot. Fair enough, we scored from it. I'm more getting at Pardew's comments tbh. I.e. I assume he's talking up Shola and Best to let us know players aren't coming in. I'm not that bothered about players not coming but could do without the bullshit, thanks. He's shite, you're right. If Pardew thinks he's able to bag a load of goals in this league he must be blind. We'll not buy anyone, nobody will leave and we'll make any changes in the summer I reckon.

Decent value for the mackems tbh, but they'll still be fuckin seething that he may be off. This makes me mostly delerious.