Idioteque

In for N'Gog now!! £6.5m

REJECTED!!

I think SSN meant NGOG

Ashley will be laughing all the way to the bank, and too right he should Carroll is worth nowhere near 35m

Lightweight.

The Royle Rumble

We were a big club, we are on a slippery slope and it hurts It will get worse, fast if nothing changes soon edit - sorry everton

itv2

American Pie 2 just started too classic

Devestated Just poured curry powder on my roast dinner thinking it was pepper

Did you smash her?

I've got a hangover and spent loads last night been to blackpool

Got a tenner on Rangers (winning 2-1, in injury time) Bordeoux (1-0 up) Anderlect Roma (called off) Returns £37 with Roma took off

I hate that harry twitchy faced schrote faced wanker, me.

I love you all

i'm wrecked, but if lescott is worth 24 milion carroll is worth 40m pounds

I'm wrecked after a crate got to be up early in the morning i'll sleep well tonight...

I like this I'll wank over Jackie Stalone I'll wank over Maggie Thatcher I'll wank over The Queen no picutres DONE!!

SET ME FREE LITTLE GIRL, ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS SET ME FREE LITTLE GIRL YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN DO IT IF YOU TRY, ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS SET ME FREE, FREE FREE, FREE

He's had a transfer request rejected...

Bono is a cunt but I love this song

Once of my biggest ever regrets was not seeing Neil Young at glastonbury the other year was waiting for him and took a whitey and passed out, next thing I knew it was 4am and I woke up outisde some tent nowhere near mine I hope one day to see him

Halfway through a crate of Kronenburg don't know why I drink this shit

Shed Seven are fucking boss