Idioteque

American Pie 2 just started too classic

Devestated Just poured curry powder on my roast dinner thinking it was pepper

Did you smash her?

I've got a hangover and spent loads last night been to blackpool

Got a tenner on Rangers (winning 2-1, in injury time) Bordeoux (1-0 up) Anderlect Roma (called off) Returns £37 with Roma took off

I hate that harry twitchy faced schrote faced wanker, me.

I love you all

i'm wrecked, but if lescott is worth 24 milion carroll is worth 40m pounds

I'm wrecked after a crate got to be up early in the morning i'll sleep well tonight...

I like this I'll wank over Jackie Stalone I'll wank over Maggie Thatcher I'll wank over The Queen no picutres DONE!!

SET ME FREE LITTLE GIRL, ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS SET ME FREE LITTLE GIRL YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN DO IT IF YOU TRY, ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS SET ME FREE, FREE FREE, FREE

He's had a transfer request rejected...

Bono is a cunt but I love this song

Once of my biggest ever regrets was not seeing Neil Young at glastonbury the other year was waiting for him and took a whitey and passed out, next thing I knew it was 4am and I woke up outisde some tent nowhere near mine I hope one day to see him

Halfway through a crate of Kronenburg don't know why I drink this shit

Shed Seven are fucking boss

I've been to play snooker, picked up a crate and a chinese meal deal from Sainsburys not going to bed till ive finished

I should just give up

see betting thread before 5pm

I'm going to Blackpool tomorrow to watch the Snooker shoot-out* * I don't think much snooker watching will be going on, I'll hopefully be in the bar for the majority

Abit of a tip Erzgebirge Aue v VfL Osnabruck Bundersliga 2, 5pm Home win Erzgebirge won 7 out of 8 home games this season in Bundersliga 2, drawing 1 unbeaten at home so far this season Osnabruck lost 8 out of 9 away games this season, drawing 1 and are yet to win this season away from home, they have only won 4 away games in 3 and a half years 17/20 currently on bet 365

He's not even worth 20m imo

Nah not lying went bad pizza shop last night you silly twat. you were allowed out?