Idioteque

bored

I love him

Wheres that, Camden, Thames near LB, or Manchester?

Is that in Durham?

Food

Podolski has gone shit

I watch that all the time on youtube, love pulp, excellent headliners hope they tour next year

Kevin

hahaaha

I'm going to have to watch Kevin and Perry now

I'd be made up to look like big dave

Gemmil

Tough guy mick - Lennie (of mice and men)

A shop assistant dared to ask me why I needed 20 pots of Tipp-Ex this morning. Big mistake.

Paddy says to Mick "I'm getting operated on tomorrow" Mick Replies "Oh what are you having done? Paddy says "Circumcision" Mick Says "I had that done when i was a few days old" Paddy asks "Did it hurt?" Mick says " I couldn't walk for a year!"

I drink till I fall asleep or throw up

That scouser fag on the programme went to my school

I think I've been there, I've been to Santa Ponsa anyway nah, I'd just like the sun lifestyle

I'd like to open a bar abroad somewhere and live a laidback lifestyle

I'm outraged, just been to asda and seen some student flump walking round with an ipad looking at recipes I felt like taking it from him and smashing it over his head

Probably about 9 when I'm working 12-8s and I'm still permanently tired I slept for 14 hours sunday night, was nursing a horrible hangover

Only 4.5% but I love this stuff, I however don't like the price; £3.90 a pint