Idioteque

A shop assistant dared to ask me why I needed 20 pots of Tipp-Ex this morning. Big mistake.

Paddy says to Mick "I'm getting operated on tomorrow" Mick Replies "Oh what are you having done? Paddy says "Circumcision" Mick Says "I had that done when i was a few days old" Paddy asks "Did it hurt?" Mick says " I couldn't walk for a year!"

I drink till I fall asleep or throw up

That scouser fag on the programme went to my school

I think I've been there, I've been to Santa Ponsa anyway nah, I'd just like the sun lifestyle

I'd like to open a bar abroad somewhere and live a laidback lifestyle

I'm outraged, just been to asda and seen some student flump walking round with an ipad looking at recipes I felt like taking it from him and smashing it over his head

Probably about 9 when I'm working 12-8s and I'm still permanently tired I slept for 14 hours sunday night, was nursing a horrible hangover

Only 4.5% but I love this stuff, I however don't like the price; £3.90 a pint

I feel depressed everytime I don't win the lottery, I build myself up only to be knocked down again Thankyou Scott Mills, you dick.

You vs your parents disappointment, everyday.

I think he needs help

Okay he lives down South but he still supports Newcastle.

Signed for Spurs.

Yep.

and post the first 20 songs that come up you can probably tell im bored. Doves - Sea Song Bombay Bicycle Club - The Hill Arcade Fire - Keep The Car Running Led Zeppelin - Since I've Been Loving You Gaslight Anthem - Film Noir The Futureheads - Stupid and Shallow (I know they're mackems, sorry) James - Porcupine Manic Street Preachers - Imperial Bodybags Yeasayer - Worms/Waves Sonic Youth - Marilyn Moore Sigur Ros - Kafari The Who - Let's See Action Oasis - Sad Song Stevie Wonder - All Day Sucker The Prodigy - Jericho The Secret Machines - I Never Thought To Ask The Hold Steady - Barfruit Blues The Mars Volta - Son et Lumiere The Ramones - My Brain Is Hanging Upside Down The Smiths - I Know Its Over

Emmen vs FC Dordrecht - Over 2.5 FC Den Bosch vs FC Zwolle - Over 2.5 FC Zwolle vs AGOVV Apeldorn - Over 2.5 RBC Roosendaal vs Almere City FC - Over 2.5 Nantes vs Troyes - Under 2.5 Athletico Madrid Win £10 Acca = £155

Just watching it on 4od now the way he just barges in to talk to the VIP customers in the restaurant and looking through bags in the shop at the start made me laugh

I think it was 125/1, someone actually tipped that on betfair... my mate had a fiver on it

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.ph...0239&page=2 Barry.

Just booted Champ Man 99/00 up this is going to brilliant

Nervous about tomorrow

It started off well, then got gradually worse

Not enough pictures in here I am disappoint