LoveTheBobby

I think the bit I used to find frustrating before realising it was a wasted energy is the context of our potentially debilitating ins and outs this summer . ManU picked up a 'record' 61 million winning the title last season with bottom club QPR getting 40 million. Next season with the much-heralded 'new tv money' the bottom club is set to receive 63 million . This massive jump sees finishing worst of the pile netting more than being the best this time round . Its bonkers man . If Ashley has already 'speculated to accumulate' with January's doings and gave us our Christmas box early in doing so he can shove it up his fat fucking arse . Maybe he'll turn the escalators back on in the Millburn as a treat ?

Have you got the 'Neighbourcam' hooked-up to that aye ?

*A straining-faced Derek Acora in a training top pic goes here*

Anyone living in North Tyneside interested in writing dear old Norma's policy rhetoric for her can now do so . Winning entries will go into print and online and be undersigned by Norma herself . Its not because she hasn't got the first fucking clue mind . Apparently it's to free her up more time to go to the bingo and to spend time rubbing her hands around the outside of a nice warm cuppa talking to Aida next door about what catfood is on offer at the Co-Op. Anyway, she's had an initial stab at writing some but is appealing for help . If you can trump some of her pearlers as below herself and Aida would be eternally grateful . Remember, you don't have to back any suggestions up with solutions - banal and baseless scattergun empty rhetoric will do just fine dear yes . "Encouraging people to aim high and achieve great things" "Keeping people safe - also helping them to be healthier" http://www.northtyneside.gov.uk/browse-display.shtml?p_ID=545894&p_subjectCategory=23

You can pick up a 'watched once' full box set on Ebay for around £45. It will always hold it's value so once you've marvelled at it - back on Ebay. Capiche ?

He's just a shit Michael Jackson . Oh , or is that the other chap ?

What's your favourite Christmas bauble ?

Morrison's white choc chip cookies. The fresh ones in the brown bags y'knaa .

"trust me"

Tell her Ma she's got cheeky bairns .

Some kid used to post that would come out with similar stuff.It had the same scent of dirty fingernails and Bovril .

Are you that Cabwheyaye's Skidmark fella ?

I ask because recently had some woman put the next customer bar down on the conveyor and start loading her shit up before I'd finished getting the gear out the trolley, had to ask her to shift it back so could get the stuff on. The fucking cheek of it .

How do you folks express your frustrations at till queues by the way ? I use the odd sigh and look around in disbelief technique but invariably feel a bit silly afterwards . Do any of you tailgate for example ?

If only there was a follow up picture after he'd used a hammer to play his head like a bongo .

Is that Don Estelle at the middle of the net ?

Aye Japanese n that

Ha aye . Him sayin he's getting excited is getting me excited . . . daaas ist gooood .

If there's a market for women pooing into cups . .

About 15 minutes ago Murray won a great point and camera panned to his Ma who was shown doing a slow motion fist pump . Becker in his best 'sex in the cupboard love ?' gravelly voice "Judy she loves it !" Nearly spat me Pimms

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/paul-gascoigne-began-drinking-again-2034227?