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*turns off lights and bolts door*

As far as signings go the only signing Kinnear's sure to play a major role in will be him signing the back of his xxl undercrackers with a troublesome, hungover and humid follow-through . The fat greasy mess of a disgrace .

Good ol' Uncal I wonder what the Micks are up to these days .

A few of us talking at work yesterday and somehow got on about the thriving parrot scene in London that came about from escaped birds or however . One of the youths chipped in that his dad loved parrots and had recently bought one . This lad wasn't happy with it as it 'never fucking shuts up' Hoping to learn of it's stock phrases I asked him 'oh aye, what's it's vocab like then , is it a bit blue is it ?' Without a hint of irony he replied 'Nar, it's green'

As in 'pull the rug from under his feet' ?

Road To Nowhere .

What was with the gazebeau like ? Were you recreating an episode of Time Team ?

My trio of little dogs .

A touching tribute to Jeremy Beadle there .

I'm no good with the formation stuff but the gendarme could probably do a job between the sticks . Or he could play in goal . Gad moaning .

Will there be any wine on ?

Yes I think I'll Get Up, Get into It, Get Involved n that .

Nice one . I'm gonna have to get up to get on down . Video reportage at its finest there btw

*high five going out to the pulpit massive*

Can we agree on 'Toots' ?

. . Isn't that right Ruud ?

I see Carragher's role at Sky is going to be as part of Monday Night Football with Gary Neville. I'm not happy about this no. If it's not broke etc. I think Neville's top value , its the cliché-ridden, hollow-headed shite of Redknapp on a Sunday they need to look at instead .

Where did this massive new cinema in Cramlington come from !? First I'd heard of it on Look North tonight. It's got some facilities like .

I'd never argue with a man of the cloth like yourself Dezzy .

Aye saw that in the Chronicle today . He didn't state if it was front or back doors though ? Micky Caine he is not

Joe read this and has secured a deal for the full cast . #teamphoto #thefallenmaradonna

Oh my days .