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Haha "i hope I havent brained my damage"

Total ghostship now and no mistake Played y fuckin spiv arseholes Can hardly bare seein DL when comes on screen

. .shit in maa moooth

The sensationalised wording, the hollowness of it all . The bloke's sick in the head . So this week the insipid globule isn't satisfied at milking THIRTY FIVE MILLION english pounds, he's also managed to poke a prickly stick up the arses of Messrs Wealan and Keegan from his 'they who must be avenged' list ! Who is next ? Incredible . These 'in jokes' he seems to get off on must take up quite a bit of his time to engineer too i rekon . Type of bloke that if kids knocked at his door saying "can we have our ball back mista?" he would return with it all smiles before pulling a knife from behind his back before popping it infront of them, toss it to the floor then slam the door before returning to attend to the ensuing bonk-on it would have given him .

Am I a £35m pound striker? -I scored 24 goals for my club helping them gain promotion back to the premier league at the first attempt. -In my first season in the premier league I scored 15 goals by the end of January including 1 away against Arsenal and one against Liverpool at home. -My form earned me a call up to the England squad. -Am I a 35 million pound striker? No I’m Michael Ricketts Bolton 2002

Well that's got to be the biggest load of horse wet I've read in a while - I always thought a "Geordie dummy" was a Greggs pastie not a sausage roll ?

Joke aside, this is why I'm fairly sure he knew Carroll would be sold all along. If you knew your only goal threat was going to be flogged why would you agree to a portion of your wage being determined by performances if your goalscoring player wasn't guaranteed to stay. Unless -A. the performance related part was bollocks -b. it's 5yr contract because the performance related part is "get us promoted after a relegation so we have a parachute payment, bonuses for everytime you do it." For me there is no way on this God-given earth that AP came into this cold and without some of the picture of what these balloons intend/are playing out here . I think he's clearly sold his soul to the Devil . He's reported to be not lacking in the self-confidence department, history of affairs with players wives , said to like the casino and a prior mate of them blah blah . Given all this I see no reason to believe a word that he utters . Brought in with a brief along the lines of "Alan - you're a ballsy sort yeah - or so you rekon eh - how's about you come onboard with me and you'll never have to worry about money ever again ? OK - it's gonna be tough - youre gonna have to take some shit along the way - but faackit you can handle that yeah - and trust me - I'll sort you for it . BIG TOIME !" I've no doubt he knew intention was to sell AC, but as we stand I think he's been shafted more than he realised he would be too (see Ashley's alleged Umbro bump and the reported upping of AC fee last minute) but either way I think he came onboard knowing 70% of his job was to use his "smooth" media skills to front the behind the sceens looting/workings of Bonnie & (right turn) Clyde , 30% "see what you can do to get a team of 11 out there when there's a match on otherwise the dozy caants won't turn up" . In fact no, make that 80/20 . He has no afiliation or history with the area/city (called it a town at his one man unveiling) , a known associate and a a proven snide . Add a promise of a good few million to take some flak for a while before hot-footing back down south into obscurity and ladies and gentlemen - i give you Alan Pardew , Newcastle United's current manager .

"Refused to confirm the 'performance related' aspect of his contract meant 'performance infront of the media' before scuttling off to brush the too many teeth in his lying mouth ahead of a night out as one of mike's rent-a-mate gatherings"

Bolton - Paul Calf World . Rotherham - cunt of a place .

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When Sky twin-screened our game and showed AC coming out onto the pitch infront of the perma-mourners I couldn't help notice how satisfied he looked ? His over the head return applause to fans and swear he was kinda nodding his head in a "ah this is it baby - i've arrived . oh yeah it's me alright " . . Sure he aint gonna shuffle in but it was borderline cocky from what I made of it . Good luck to the kid though I guess . Mind if he doesn't get off to a flyer he'd better watch they dont start burning shirts or posting up youtubers . Fickle fucks . Anyone miss Keys n Gray last night either by the way ? Nah me neither .

know what you're saying aye - when saw him other week he's going proper baldy !? Not being hairist or owt like .

Would be a great band name, ah'say band name .

It's got to be the most inert away ground i've been to . Did you spot Hugh Grant leading a hokey-kokey at full time ?

They've got folk on there now talking about Dallas being remade . I'm away for a dump .

Im picking up what you're putting down there like . It's got tones of "oop i've just had a glass of fizzy pop and am about to burp 'scuse me opp" *while raising a polite stifling clenched fist to mouth*

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Hawaay turn - give us some of your housey housey music man......

. . as a mountain stream . They go downhill rapidly too .

. . as a forefit for tubby . wouldnt put it past them right now . fret not - the gawky berk wouldn't know where His statue is , never mind who He is man !

But Llambias the said in The Sun: "Do I care what Alan Shearer has to say? "When he ran this football club [in 2009] we were relegated after picking up just five points from his eight games in charge." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There really couldn't be a more unsuited , snidey and slimey individual to relate to anything to do with NU , more so , to people of this region . Could hardly word it to be more inflammatory (and worded knowingly so) Derek - if I wanted to hear an arsehole - i'd fart . The smarmy article's a true creature of the night - a worm of an individual who's prepared to run around naked for his gaffer upon request ffs !? The tragedy with the publicity , money and hysteria related to the EPL these days is that some clubs can sadly fall into the hands of minted ballbags - many of which transpire to be whimsical , nonsensical wierdos . For now our particular overlord of greed chooses to play fans like a table at Aspers while smearing his own rancid faeces all over the cloth . . . . However , like the odour of a fart , they won't linger too long . Their ghoulish shadow casts a shorter shadow with every passing day . .

ha 'kinell remember that - was like a rear screen projector and expected folk t see it from the Ggate haha ?! remember kids getting souvenir bits of turf - some were making ponchos near enough . i took my bit of turf home and kept it in me bedroom , watered it and everything ! went all peaky so performed a relaying ceremony in the back garden . . so to this day i can say theres a bit of SJP pitch at me folks' house You couldn't see it even when everyone went on the pitch to get a better look, sun was shining on it and it was shit. There was a bloke called Norman who seemed to be the leader of the corner, probably about 35, looked like a thinner version of Hulk Hogan. He used to stand on the barrier singin "Oeeearreee-eh Ban white aheh" mortal when Ossie was he. I was stood near him, and he went "fuck this" so we followed him down he ran on and next thing ye naa 10 thoosand are following like a scene from Braveheart, the view was nee better 20 yards from the Leazes, was too sunny. Idiotech I mind when Segers let that goal in to keep yous up, and there were two kids on the pitch jumping round with shellsuits about 6 sizes too big for them remember them two 10 year olds dancing about? Used t stand half way down against the wall whistfullly staring at the "burger wife" Remember her man - about 15 clem, torrid tight leggins stuffed wi Wagon Wheels, glasses like eddie edwards and assumedly skin thicker than the lenses having t 'serve' how many lads at half time from her bit shed . . stunk of boiled onions . I can't mind the burger wife, but they did Geordie Burgers in the underground hatch like round past the OB and the East Stand, and to this day I've never had better burgers, missed them when I moved to the scoreboard in 93. Keegan's hot dogs were mint outside the ground too. ..Eush never went near mate . He not the kid who's 'chariot' has been taken off the streets about 8 times or so by H&S ? Used t knock about Nland St too ? Remember a Chron article a while ago

Prodigy - Dirtchamber Sessions Vol 1 Follow up to a Radio 1 Breezeblock session . Eclectic . A favourite .

Oh dear. Just oh dear. Without doubt he was ringing you to help you, perhaps do a canvass on you based on your skills, if you had've spoken to me in a snooty manner, I would've told you to fuck off. They are there to help you. To be fair Stevie, some of them are just salesmen arseholes. I've spoken to plenty in my time, and had them try to tell me I should take jobs I didn't want cos "I don't think you're really in a position to be choosy". All cos the prick wanted his commission. There's bad uns as well as good uns. Well that's not how I operate, I have candidates from three years ago ring me up just for a chat about life/football or whatever. It's shit that mugs get us a bad name. You have to build rapport. I've got one candidate in the toon who I meet for a pint and would class him as a mate now, even though he's a heed the baal, shags 50 different women a year - was last shaggin a mackem who he dumped in Gran Canaria. You meet some quality candidates in this game, it also strengthens the generic idea of what people are like from different areas, and the stereotypes are very often true. Stevie - dunno if you're based in NE or which field you specialise in with recruitment, but looking for reccommendations/contacts up here in NE ? Keeping it brief - Stuck in bit of a nightmare having been redundo for a while now . From a design/construction/project management role and not getting very far at all with agencies registered with - (*stops t think* might be me CV's shite like !?) Not looking to relocate - mortgage, done time working away etc etc Im sure you're plenty busy but any pointers very much apreciated (maybe send a PM ?) Cheers for your time What facet of the Construction industry are you in mate, main contracting? Bricks and Mortar? M&E? FM? The worst thing about a cv is if an employer see's it and there's like 8 companies in the last 10 years. Most won't touch you, if you have a good background and stability, there's no reason why you can't be placed though. I'll tell you now though the NE is fucking dead right now, I've got two big vacs on Tyneside right now, an estimating role I can find no cunt for cos they're paying a paltry 28k when it's a 40k position, and QS role. If you'd work outside the NE, and you're in my facet I could help you, certainly do sniffing anyway. I can't go in depth now cos am working, finish at 7, I'll concentrate on you then and see what I can do. Hey cheers man . Specific role hard to describe as mostly been a 'jack of all' and mainly within small companies with no interest in rewarding staff/developing them professionally but gave quite high level responsibility . "Design and lightweight project management in architecture/commercial leisure interiors" probs best sums it up . New builds, design&builds, refurbs/fitouts. Bars, clubs, restaurants, hotels . As well as some 'colourful' (shady) operators, some canny bluechip(?) clients/contractors - Ask,Zizzis,Chiquitos,Frankie&Bennys . Big involvement in new build hotel at Ncle Airport with Shepherds (no not the freddie dynasty !) - stuff like that. Local authority applications - planning, signage,building control . Daily client/contractor liason/instruction .The odd guvvy house extension etc etc . Also involved in costings, obtaining quotes and placing orders, dealing with accounts depts and invoicing, producing spec docs , writing n distributing minutes ... Like i say - was very varied and problem i'm finding is the 'transferable skill' carry on . Hard to convey on CV so probs reads wishy-washy as I changed it to be a bit more holistic in hope of spreading the net as it were . Mostly got the jobs through word of mouth/ rather than CVs sent . I aint even fussed about staying in that field (and as you say its dead as the proverbial up here) . Anyhoo - there's no rush mate and really apreciate any pointers as and when . HTL ! Andy You'll know Steve J then? Is SES or SC? I hate them me such mugs Steve's alright but the office in York oh dear. You got any M&E? Name rings a bell like but this going back few year now . (It still aint open that hotel y'know !? Strange carry on) . Mostly all went via their main on site kid Paul S - he was pretty sound (and tolerant !) given the ramshackle way our Co were working at times . Thig is though - i aint got any certification on nowt as like said the companies ive worked for (4 in 12yr) had no interest in developing staff that way sadly . Was nowt in it for them was their attitude . Y just had t get on with it and if shit came up and bosses didnt fancy it - there y gan ! Canny .

ha 'kinell remember that - was like a rear screen projector and expected folk t see it from the Ggate haha ?! remember kids getting souvenir bits of turf - some were making ponchos near enough . i took my bit of turf home and kept it in me bedroom , watered it and everything ! went all peaky so performed a relaying ceremony in the back garden . . so to this day i can say theres a bit of SJP pitch at me folks' house You couldn't see it even when everyone went on the pitch to get a better look, sun was shining on it and it was shit. There was a bloke called Norman who seemed to be the leader of the corner, probably about 35, looked like a thinner version of Hulk Hogan. He used to stand on the barrier singin "Oeeearreee-eh Ban white aheh" mortal when Ossie was he. I was stood near him, and he went "fuck this" so we followed him down he ran on and next thing ye naa 10 thoosand are following like a scene from Braveheart, the view was nee better 20 yards from the Leazes, was too sunny. Idiotech I mind when Segers let that goal in to keep yous up, and there were two kids on the pitch jumping round with shellsuits about 6 sizes too big for them remember them two 10 year olds dancing about? Used t stand half way down against the wall whistfullly staring at the "burger wife" Remember her man - about 15 clem, torrid tight leggins stuffed wi Wagon Wheels, glasses like eddie edwards and assumedly skin thicker than the lenses having t 'serve' how many lads at half time from her bit shed . . stunk of boiled onions .