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Y'd think Rooney would wind his neck in given his 'recent indisgretions' but right round the ref at any opportunity having a bit grunt. The tramps arsehole that he is.

A slight copout in terms of standalone album but Sand In The Vaseline me favourite. Like the chronological tracklisting

"We have stopped him being late"

Anyone know of any contact details for this PR woman ? - vis-a-vis "customer feedback" ? . .

Emporer Hadrian knew the score.

Early/mid 90's I used t go to Safeways in Whitley every weekend - was always rammed . Got all me gear in there no problem . Then it changed to Morrisons - much better deli counter.

So here's a pair of worms who yanked (no pun intended) the chains of a desperate Liverpool by agreeing a sale at £20mill then put it up to £35 at the last minute (helicopter primed) once the Torres situation was too far gone to return, while treating Carroll as the badman and lying to the fans of their wish not to sell him. . (takeabreath). . now making out that Keegan's the cunt for actually exposing the arseholes in the first place ! ? Do me a favour DignitylessDerek - and die . You truly are a cunt's cunt .

Real People been around years mate - taught the Oasis' way back. Their earlier stuff's ok. Surprised y ain't heard of them down your way like (locally they're known as 'the realies' I believe) Rain weren't around long don't think. Had 1 album. That "lpool before storm" a decent spin. Have a look out for Shack's HMS Fable album too (la)

Looks canny

Out on a windy common On a Hawkins bed

Night out in Derry th' rekon

Great news! Songwars and allsorts. Sickener that Huey Morgans morning show reverted to "auntie la la" too . Cant much get away with her like just a grown up lilly allen . As for Collins n Herring !? - dear doctor - I've got cheese in me fridge that's more mature than that eternal shouty student. Completely unlistenable.

Browserwise I've found Skyfire way and above the best. I'm on android but sure its available for apple

I see Clattenburger's reffing tonight. Looks like he's had a red tint put on the dead cat on his head too. Must've had it in for a service and had it glued back on after it slipped down infront of his eyes at the weekend.

he's clearly ruffled a few feathers

"Who needs Jamies 30 minute meals when we've got Monkeys 10 minute meals. (Probably not farty clarty enough for Gemmil. Be done by the time he gets his chefs whites on)" I believe this is a process known as "getting your 30 minute head on" . Part of the limbering up instructions include the placing of a damp cloth under your chopping board (so it doesn't slip) , getting the rings on, application of a bit hair product, the donning of 'man sandles' and such

The Halls' The Shepherds' The Johnsons' The Jones'

Are y drinking it out of an ikea vase ?

"Women's car insurance to insurance to cost same as a drunk, blindfolded monkey's" ...just what I heard like http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society...s-201103013586/

'kinell - 22 pages of utter shite .

See Mancini's pathetic handshake offer to Hughes at end of Citeh game ?! What an ignorantly aloof petulant bastard . Hughes was fuming and I don't blame him ! - shoulda yarked the greasy little shit back by his twatfull scarf

Speedie - me first away was Blackburn , whole end chocka n giving him the "we've all shagged yer wife" haha . Really got him fizzing, proper red mist - funny as y like. He got away with murder that day too - a right little fizzy wasp he was . Also remember we were stood right behind Alan Thompson n few of his mates that day - the scar up the back of his neck from his broken back was horrific . Did amazingly well to have the career hid did coming back from that . Edit :- Used t hate Vinnie Jones up till that time he went in goal up here . Was at Gallowgate end n got hammers initially but I think got an ovation at end . He was great value , really admired his spirit that day !