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Nick the Pol.

Hope Carroll plays so our fans can give it to him when he inevitably leaves the field with an injury.

I'm not trying to tell you anything about the football club. I'm telling you you're a thick cunt. You're right about being entitled about sharing your views. It's a shame that the internet has enabled you to pester thousands of people when in the past it would have been only your poor family and friends that wore the burden in our stead. I don't know who to feel more sorry for, us or them.

You were 12 You are fucking retarded.

Fulham leading. As it stands we are above the unclean. Lets hope it stays this way.

Wigan and Blackburn both leading 1-0.

Where did I mention Ashley? Or Shepherd? This is why you look like a silly old fool. You make every discussion about Shepherd > Ashley. I think you're a bit thick to be honest. Before you dismiss that as flipant anti-Shepherd paranoia, rest easy. It has nothing to do with the content of your argument. It's to do with the incessant drone day after day that is your contribution to this forum. It's as though you believe you have grasped some incredibly complex concept and feel like it has to be beaten into our thick skulls because otherwise we won't get it. Here's a clue. We get it. And your apparent difficulty in grasping that idea leads me to believe you're an idiot.

Leazes Mag "...and how anybody but Fred would do better...And I didn't mention Shepherd...Did I mention Shepherd...Shepherd you halfwit...Shepherd...Gullit...Shepherd...Shepherd was chairman?...Shepherd or the Halls and Shepherd ? Shearer......Shepherd says what he says...Mike Ashley...Mike Ashley ...Halls and Shepherd brought to the club...Mike Ashley bought the club". Yeah you hardly ever mention him to be fair. I guess I overreacted. you did. There are lots of them I don't start, a couple recently I have drawn attention to, to people like you who harp on about this, although I guess your "opinion" is pre-conceived anyway. Fact is, if everybody conceded that they were in fact good directors and Mike Ashley will never ever match them while he has a hole in his arse, there would be no need for me to respond to anybody would there ? I'm pretty sure this is first time I have addressed you. Perhaps your ears are ringing from all the meds. How can I have a 'pre-conceived' opinion. It's not like I signed up to this forum already knowing your a grumpy old windbag.

Really depends at the level your at, but even so it would be hard to get a "personality" to give up their time to turn up for a test shoot for free. Again depending on the size of what you are doing, the contract needs to be airtight or you can get ruined after the event. IE You say you want to run a press as with them in and then a few months down the line you stick the picture on a bill board or internet sight. They can then come back at you for all sorts of fees and as you have already used them, your bargaining power is null. Its hard without knowing details, but as an absolute if your still unsure, could you not get a body double and the photo shop on the "face". This is the sort of mock up an ad agency would do when trying to convince a client in a similar situation. As long as you answer "It depends..." to any question do you find yourself regularly convincing people of similarly limited intellect that you know what your talking about?

Leazes Mag "...and how anybody but Fred would do better...And I didn't mention Shepherd...Did I mention Shepherd...Shepherd you halfwit...Shepherd...Gullit...Shepherd...Shepherd was chairman?...Shepherd or the Halls and Shepherd ? Shearer......Shepherd says what he says...Mike Ashley...Mike Ashley ...Halls and Shepherd brought to the club...Mike Ashley bought the club". Yeah you hardly ever mention him to be fair. I guess I overreacted.

Sounds like an incredibly sound investment that like. Are you FFS? Hence this: Hypothetical of course I'm not saying this is a likely occurence or if we would even want an injury prone out of form England striker again.

I think Tottenham or Man City are going to be selling players depending on which one finishes 4th. Tottenham out of necessity or Man City because their squad will be too big and players won't be willing to sit on the bench in the hope of getting a run in the Europa league for another season. Which ever it is we should look to sign their good fringe players. Kranjcar would be the best of the lot. Also, I had a thought with regards to Carroll. If he continues to get injured or plays poorly for a few seasons and we buy him back. Do we pay 25% less than the agreed price because of the sell on clause in his contract? Hypothetical of course I'm not saying this is a likely occurence or if we would even want an injury prone out of form England striker again.

"the masses" = brainwashed small minded fuckers who stupidly expect a top footballer to play for a club going nowhere. You sound like a throwback to 1986,87,88......wait, thats exactly what it is. bloody hell, a post from you i actually agree with who are you ? I take it by that comment you are one of those tosspots who blame Shepherd when it rains outside ? If not, what do you mean ? He's just another one who wishes you didn't have to mention Freddy Fucking Shepherd in every thread.

When you consider bottom half sides like Boro and Fulham made the final I'd agree. ...and both got beat in finals off superior Spanish also-rans Sevilla also rans the same Sevilla who were leading La Liga with 3 weeks to go that season, who were only 5 points off winning it. Also rans Atletico second biggest spenders in Spain last season, with the a £40m rated striker playing up front with the World Cup player of the tournament. Also rans Must try harder. I'm confused by your point then. How's the Spanish league so much more pish than the English? I must have misread. That was kinda my point that mid-table La Liga is just as good as mid-table EPL teams. Ergo La Liga defences are just as good as PL defences for the middle block of teams. So Messi's goal tally (which is better than Ronaldo's in the same) should not be dismissed. As for him not scoring against English opposition I would call that an anomaly.

I wouldn't say the defenders in La Liga are all that bad. Not as physical as the PL but they are definitely not sub-standard. La Liga seems to get slammed a lot lately for being a two team league (which is true) as though the other teams are fucking Hearts and Motherwell or something. La Liga has some very good sides with some very good players apart from Barca and Real Madrid. Villarreal, Sevilla, Athletico Mad., etc etc.. Good sides which challenge for silverware in the Europa cup every year. And before someone starts with the ''The Europa league is a joke" line, I think it is a fairly good indicator of the depth of a league in terms of the comparable strength of the mid-table teams.

South Korea has been done before. We should head North. Who does that twat who cried at the World Cup play for? If you no anything about North Korea you will know one of them leaving that country to tell the truth about Kim Jong Ill is almost out of the question. They can't even watch foreign tv in case they find out the rest of the world is not living in an indoctrinated dictatorship. I can't see any of them being allowed to leave surely! I'd rather have Kim Jong Ill as a chairman tbf..

Not much of a difference at the moment. Pardew will lose the dressing room at some point though. He seems like a wanker. Then we will be back to square one.

Seriously though the bit about Bothroyd is the most worrying part of that article. Especially since the reality of it all is that Bothroyd will be the type of useless shit that we end up signing.

* Pretty good.

Interesting... Cech - Anyone that wears a skullcap in football is an automatic cvnt. Kevin Muscat - The single biggest cunt in the history of football. Full Stop. John Terry * Samba - Honestly the guy looks like he belongs on deathrow. Chivu - Simply to justify Cech's inclusive for skullcap usage. Ashley Young - The worst whingy whiny little cvnt to ever grace a football pitch. Fletcher - Shit player who Fergie loves. Cunt. Gerrard * In'Somnia - Refusing to play because the gaffer mispronounces your name. Terriesque cuntiness. Rooney * Owen * * No explanation needed. Manager: Roy Keane Chairman: The Fat Cunt

Harper

In my opinion we should look to spend £20m on two quality strikers then bolster the squad with £10m worth of other signings, not that I think that will be happening. That's what should happen. We all know what should happen and what does happen is light years apart when it comes to our club.

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How about we decide the winner by who runs the furtherest? Or how many corners they get? Or the amount of possession? Or how about we decide who wins based upon the happiness of the fans on your happiometer? You fucking idiot. gtfodiagfimo

In fact by your own admition your definition is completely meaningless. As is the rest of your mindless drivel.