CleeToonFan

mmm, obviously you missed a chunk of our history. This: + = You should also read this. Aye but its still not really Newcastle. One or two shirts with red numbers won't sway my opinion (and I never find ridiculously old kits relevant... it just reminds me of those stupid Man U fans with their bloody yellow and green prancing about pretending they've always cared about Newton Heath)

Is it even an argument that Taylor's better than Williamson? On his day Stevie is as good as most defenders in the prem outside the top 7. Him and Collo could stay there for a few years for all I care

What's wrong with red numbers like? (And don't say because the tramps have got red in their kit). It's just... not Newcastle. I don't like having colours that aren't ours on the kit (other than the little flag at the top of the crest like ). Blue or gold is the only colour I want on the Toon kit that isn't black and white. It's just not right... them having it on their kit doesn't help

Exactly! Preferably no panel with gold numbers... but panels over red number any day

The most stereotypical Spanish accent ever

Hold on am inute one player there confuses me... Ramos?!

Anyone have twitter? Can you send his profile link to this page. Let the little worm see exactly what we think of him, maybe get some sense into the thick little bastards brain.

I have a game. Everytime I speak to a Manchester Reds (PES FTW!) fan I call us "United", and don't desist, they get so annoyed and confused it's brilliant. Never gets into their thick heads.

Oh how convenient how he didn't see ours. Red faced nobhead

A few things are annoying me, but the fact that they're pathetically minute shows how good a performance we're having. 1. WHY THE FUCK IS GUTHRIE WEARING AN UNDER-SHIRT IN LATE APRIL! 2. Nani's face. 3. Why doesn't Krul start all the time. 4. Why isn't Superman being brought on? 5. Take Ameobi off. 6. Few dodgy decisions so far, shoulda been a penalty. 7. I'm not there. 8. Chicarito is a right moaning little so and so. He never does anything other than score in the box either.

Barton being praised by the pundits at half time :S, what the fuck. I thought they're meant to hate him irrelevant of the fact he's been brilliant all game/season

Fuck sake Lovenkrands

Wow that Chelsea shirt is amazing! Brilliant, I wish we got an away kit like that when he had adidas

Owww, my eyes

To be honest I want to get B-Arfa in as quick as possible, to see how much the injuries taken off his talent.

Brilliant player... so not for us

As you genetically age :')

You not watched Liverpool lately? The football be are playing at the moment is champions of England quality. And when you were under Hodgson... when you were playing awful and not winning? Your rivalries still amazing then? That's so irrelevent, why even include that, although come on mate, your quality isn't champions of England quality

Newcastle V Sunderland is like Ipswich V Norwich tbh mate. Liverpool V Man Utd you cant compare. Its a derby of two of the most successful teams in England playing each other. Teams of the north east dream about. I think its because yous are so close to the Scottish boarder I think. More of a rugby city. Hahahahahaha, hold on a minute. Ipswich v Norwich? I can presume by your biased outlook that you're a Liverpool fan? Fair enough, your stadium hold 7k less than ours... still had 5 thousand empty seats as soon as the bad days go. Nerhh, irrelevant of success, the reason it's so good is because the fans are so loyal, through thick and thin etc etc, Get your head out of the top 4's arse, it's boring. the rivalry between the two is massive, beating Sunderland twice would make my season, not the same for you with United or your "Massive local rivalry" Everton now is it...

Brown-nosing the fans now? Nice

Ajax are one of the most successful teams in Europe, and their "De Klassieker" against their out of town rivals Feyenoord from Rotterdam isn't exactly a childrens play ground. They are the only professional team from Amsterdam. Similarly, whilst their is a Munich derby, the derby between 1860 and Bayern isn't really that heated, although it is similar to the Man City Man United one. PSG, Marseille, Lyon. Monaco got to a Champions League final a few years back... only team in it's principality, nevermind city . Also, tell a Porto fan that Boavista are the team they want to beat, instead of the rest of the big three... You make a shit point mate, Tyne-Wear is a massive derby, because of the clash of the cities, and you don't get that anywhere else in England (okay, maybe Liverpool-Man United but they each have these local derbies you love so much.) But fair enough, we'll watch our derbies in peace, you get your logic out and do a report on the next Bristol Rovers v Bristol City game if ever they get into the same league again. After all, they're in the same city, surely they must be a massive rivalry!

Well obviously, but it's still boring, club football>International football, by far. Yeah, it's not as if we class them as rivals or anything, even if they class us as their main rivals These International breaks prolong the season, which means you won't have to wait so long between the end of this seasona nd the start of next season. I thought you'd be happy with that, seeing as you can't stand to watch England. Good point, it's not a can't stand sorta thing, it's just nothing on club football. Besides, I like watching USA more than England, don't support them obviously, but it's nice to see a bunch of players going out there and giving it all for their country. Plus Clint Dempsey is a beast. Still support England mind, they just anger me

Well obviously, but it's still boring, club football>International football, by far. Yeah, it's not as if we class them as rivals or anything, even if they class us as their main rivals