CleeToonFan

As a new and up and coming poster, not many are interested in me, however rumours of redandwhitekop.com putting in an audacious offer are coming in

Why do France only have 4 subs :S

Coloccini

You have to laugh sometimes dont you. Been on 30,40, or 50 grand a week for the last 5-10 years poor bugger. His long term future is being a multi millionaire who will do the odd bit of punditry in-between nice little talk in numbers and golf at La Manga....ffs Why would he necessarily become a pundit? Nolan of all people? Maybe a coach or something? I dunno, let's say he gets nothing, has a massive house, family and everything to look after (let's be honest he'll have spent the vast majority of his money) and a wee bit in the bank, by 40 he'll have spent most of that money if he retires at 32/33ish. He's also taxed shit loads (rightly so) out of that 30/40/50 grand. It's not all so simple. Seems stupid to us poor 'uns like but it's still hard Give over fella. You're right, because the guy has enough talent to get a job that doesn't just require driving a car around all day he shouldn't care about his future? Nerh shit point

Has Curacao taken the Netherlands Antilles place? I wondered what would happen after they voted to become a part of the real Netherlands It took Grand Marnier's place after they merged with Cointreau. In reality though, they did do as I said

Aye, but compared to every other African country South Africa have been unfairly dealt in. Then again they'll probably get a quality shirt for the cup of nations like every team does

Seth Efrica have had a reet Weston-Super here!

You have to laugh sometimes dont you. Been on 30,40, or 50 grand a week for the last 5-10 years poor bugger. His long term future is being a multi millionaire who will do the odd bit of punditry in-between nice little talk in numbers and golf at La Manga....ffs Why would he necessarily become a pundit? Nolan of all people? Maybe a coach or something? I dunno, let's say he gets nothing, has a massive house, family and everything to look after (let's be honest he'll have spent the vast majority of his money) and a wee bit in the bank, by 40 he'll have spent most of that money if he retires at 32/33ish. He's also taxed shit loads (rightly so) out of that 30/40/50 grand. It's not all so simple. Seems stupid to us poor 'uns like but it's still hard

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I think one of the problems that can happen on this forum is the over-the-top attitude from both sides of the camp. If the "positive" lads see a "negative" thread they must spout shit about us winning the league, and if the "negative" lads see a "positive" thread all of a sudden we're playing Bournemouth every season. I'm not a fan of Ashley per se, but I must admit I am rather liking the way he's doing the wages. Agreed i'd rather keep Nolan and Barton etc. but it's untenable to have so many squad players on ridiculous wages. Ashley must have some idea of what he's doing, he's not just gonna have some tit for tat "They don't like me i'm going to get them relegated" thoughts, although let's be honest, he's had massive mares in the past. Guess i'm gonna have to sit on the fence as per and say those dreaded words "Wait till august".

More like Snoreway

Didn't Nigel stop the bus and make his players walk the last 100 yards(?) at Leeds last season?

1. Arsenal 2. Man United 3. Chelsea 4. Man City 5. Tottenham 6. Liverpool 7. Everton 8. Stoke 9. Fulham 10. Newcastle 11. Bolton 12. Queens Park Rangers 13. Blackburn 14. Aston Villa 15. mackems 16. Norwich 17. Wigan 18. West Brom 19. Wolves 20. Swansea If the transfer market goes the way I predict this is how I see things (It probably won't so i'll probably be wrong. Still I guess that's the point of predictions so early on, which is why WBA relegated will seem so surprising to many) I feel its Arsenals year. Liverpool aren't as good as my top 5, which will be very close. Rest is tough to call again

But will we have a stormer this season? i'll get my coat

Dear God, i'm not a religious man, but please make this article true, I will go to church! I will do anything!

Why? Ths season... Harper has conceded a goal every 71 minutes. Krul has conceded a goal every 53 minutes Harper has kept 6 clean shees out of 18 which is 33% Krul has kept 4 clean shees out of 21 which is 19% Krul has time to progress, Harper hasn't. And Forster is a joke to me, not even counted. Give Krul the number 1 shirt

We will beat Sunderland twice next season without letting in a single goal. I believe that, may as well whack that up there

Meh, a million, no alarm bells no problems signing a squad player for that much. Obviously if its August and theres no Enrique and only him, i'll be pissed off. But at the minute i'ma support him... then again if he's another James Perch i'ma shoot myself

I'd be looking to sell them after N-Dubz were announced today... One shit band does not a bad festival maketh.

DON'T PANIC! Newcastles board is mostly harmless in the transfer market, but I hope we get some hoopy froods, instead of just sassing them.

Woah thought I was the only one here young enough to go to gigs . Got my T in The Park ticket off one of those "Fair touting" websites, cost 50 quid extra but means I have insurance any they send me others if the seller turns out to be dodgy, deece.

Has Curacao taken the Netherlands Antilles place? I wondered what would happen after they voted to become a part of the real Netherlands

Back?! Wait what?

Just got twitter just to read Barton and any further banter he gets into. Been making my day reading everything he's been putting

Seen on sporting life "Peterborough have announced a Premier League club have had an offer accepted for star striker Craig Mackail-Smith. Mackail-Smith has openly expressed his desire to play at the top level after firing Posh to League One play-off success and is expected to leave London Road when he returns from holiday." Any worrisome warning bells?