CleeToonFan

Yeah, and that bunch of nobodies still managed to finish the season in the top half of the table, above your bunch of overrated shite, despite you effectively having a three point head start on us. How can our derby game be one of the biggest in football when we aren't even your main rivals? Over-rated? Weren't we predicted by some people to go straight back down? No offense mate, but if you know nothing about football, please go back to the Mackem site you belong to, and discuss your teams "Inevitable Champions League finish" next season, because shit like that only cements a preconceived opinion Newcastle fans have of your fans

"Hmmm, he's called black-cat, let's let him on our forums, seems like he's a hardcore Newcastle fan"

The quote was...... Was my POTY, hope he stays, but not kidding myself what sort of man lurks beneath. A bit like Gazza, great footballer, daft as a brush. I think his constant ramblings / interviews and tweets are starting to grate. Barton daft as a Brush? Give over, his tweets are refreshing imho, it's nice to see a footballer say what's on his mind, and be interesting. Read Rooneys tweets if you want to see someone daft as a brush rambling Misunderstood mate. I was saying Barton can be a cunt and a great footballer just as Gazza was daft as a brush and a great footballer. Fair enough, although I don't think he's a cunt to be honest. In every one of his "misdemeanors" he seems to have been started on. Obviously no need for him to take the piss, but I think once someone starts he just sees red. I agree with others saying he has an anger problem, but wouldn't be pissed off being around him, seems like he can take the banter. Obviously the Blackburn incident is different, but I have no fucking idea what he was thinking of then.

I doubt he's a toon fan. Anyone who says "Up the Toon" sounds like a mole sent from Sky Sports. "Why aye lads, what you think of these latest signings? They sound ever so canny to me, Up The Toon, M'on the Magpies, Big Up the Barcodes"

The quote was...... Was my POTY, hope he stays, but not kidding myself what sort of man lurks beneath. A bit like Gazza, great footballer, daft as a brush. I think his constant ramblings / interviews and tweets are starting to grate. Barton daft as a Brush? Give over, his tweets are refreshing imho, it's nice to see a footballer say what's on his mind, and be interesting. Read Rooneys tweets if you want to see someone daft as a brush rambling

Is this Nick-Poland guy serious or is he just a WUM? I don't even think a WUM can be that stupid

My lord, the "negatives" are becoming worse than the "positives" here now. Nothing the club does is ever right, at least the idiots who think everythings a perfect move don't hijack every bloody thread

It is different, but not by loads, and I prefer ours.

That's worse than our kit! Righto It has the same number of stripes, only difference is the black on the sleeves goes to the collar whilst the white on ours is just the sleeves

New Grimsby kits

Good signing and all... but still think we should worry less about strengthening our best positions when we desperately need new strikers/Enrique replacement/cb

That's worse than our kit!

I watch quite a lot of Eredivisie, he's too inconsistent for my liking tbh

Barton cat, courtesy of memebase

Owen and Rooney said time after time they played better when he was with them. Fair enough

Added to your post. Remember like, not what I think they're worth, but what i'd take for them. Ranger can fuck off for all I care, whining little gangster shit with no Premier League goals, no chance he'll live up to any talent.

Harper 500k Krul 7.5 million Forster 2 million Simpson 3 million S.Taylor 8 million Coloccini 12 million Enrique 15.5 million Kadar 4 million Williamson 4.5 million Barton 7 million Nolan 5 million Guthrie 2 million Gosling 4.5 million Tiote 20 million Gutierrez 7.5 million Smith Pay him off, and I will personally carry him to his next club R.Taylor 1 million Lua-Lua 1.25 million Ferguson 2 million Vuckic 4 million Ben Arfa 12.5 million Shola 1.5 million Best 2 million Lovenkrands 750k Ranger Free

Thoughts on suck it and see?

Heskey's scored over 100 premier league goals as a second striker, always thought the guy should be given more credit than he gets tbh, Brambles wank though

Wouldn't mind getting Upson for a year or two

Shame she's Labour, like . My local MP is like 10ish from the bottom :'), he is a man mind, so it matters less

Oh how i'd have love to have seen Dong and Bent in the same team

My boots are orange but nonetheless, I've never been a diver, ponce or not

And its the older "men" in their 30's, 40's etc who think they're some sort of 80's bad man smashing fouls all over the place. That's the old generation, and to be honest i'd take a bit of diving and timewasting over their dirty "tactics" anyday

Got told to calm down and stop diving all the time the other day at 5 a side... because a team full of men twice my size were taking me out. I go in for a fair tackle, get the ball and clip one accidentally, say sorry and the ref calls me over and has a word! Bullshit