CleeToonFan

I just like Tom and Ant's Good Cop Bad Cop routine.

Gonna miss this years home, was a good 'un . The material is far superior to any of the shite adidas gave us too. Gutted if that home is true. Puma do such nicr shirts but leave us with dross.

Touched Ben Arfa's hand at Fulham away

YOU all are MORONS. It's obvious that the previous board would have not sold their best players and replaced with cheaper alternatives. Or as I call it the Don't Replace with Cheaper Alternatives ??? Title system.

London's definitely more racist than Grimsby (possibly the whitest place in the UK ). There seems to be an underlying tension between many groups of locals whoch I guess goes unnoticed when you're not new to it.

Why have you always thought you'd visit the Stadium of Light after you die.

They actually have fans?!

Could go for the other end of the stick. Somewhere like Norway/Iceland where you know it'll be snowy but no shit drizzle/half and half that annoys us during December. Thermals and boots etc and you'll be boiling and going through somewhere interesting. Cabins with fire etc. Proper winter. Alternately if you want winter sun Malta is apparently nice, get the right places though obviously. I spent the other winter in Sri Lanka though and I've got to admit einter sun aint all it's cracked up to be.

Same, but I think that about pretty much every other "big team". Don't think I'd enjoy seeing Man City, Spurs, Arsenal or Chelsea win it.

Probably wrong but moving to London has made me hate the national team more. Enjoyed Euro 2008 so much more without the stress of England being there and to see people down in London acting like it's their local team just serves to piss me off (although I do live near Wembley mind so they actually are ). Then you see Scott Parker as captain, even if it is for one friendly match you have to wonder if playing for a London/Manchester/Bin Dipper team means you're automatically looked at. Didn't Capello take until the last month of his reign or something to get to the North East? Not saying any of the current team should get into the side (maybe Steven Taylor if he hadn't have been injured and had continued in the sort of form he was in at the start of the season) but seeing noone from Newcastle/other "smaller" clubs get into the side whilst the old boys wank over each other has led me to be more interested in the teams that do play our players. So aye i'd have split loyalties if it was an England-France final. Obviously would want England to win in the end but frankly as soon as it was over i'd shrug and get back to wondering about who we'll sign.

Baudolino by Umberto Eco. Medieval Italian is adopted by Barbarossa, speaks shit loadsa languages, learns in Paris, goes on quest and generally scuttles about. 7/10

Student in Uxbridge so I dont know if I even count but the locals are either interesting people with good crack (10%) or arrogant arseholes who think their Southern-ness makes them better than you.

Euro 12 bought. Play a few online games straight away

Aye because two of them 'raped' a woman.

"It"? I thought we'd moved on from this. Not until my suspicions about Jermaine Jenas are over

I have a funny gay in my dorms is it part of the furniture or something?

Pfft, You're not a man until you've watched a well-endowed chap do windmills in the shower. There was a guy on the ice hockey team who we all called Dad Cock, I won't bother explaining why as it's sufficiently obvious yet worrying. Was it brown?

Anyone else here go to the Famous Three Kings or Cock and Lion in London for matchdays? Deece craic and FTK does saturday ko's.

We all understand your reasonable Champions League, Ferguson scoring and FA Cup winning beliefs...BUT THE RETURN OF ALEX?!

Scott Parker . Oh footballers you can disappoint

We will never stop the Mongolians under the Mings. Tumu Han, 5th September 1451

What YOU don't seem to understand is that your man Mao will never reach the heights on the Ming Dynasty.

Anyone else notice that the service was ticket only?

Awful, such a shame, RIP... Nice that when someone I know did a facebook status about it someone commented about loadsa kids dying in Africa which means we shouldn't be bothered...

They didn't win anything though. The AL West.