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Just more chance of them nicking Cabaye off us, that

Aye we are wankers. Flip flops though?

Yeah i'd put Santon in, even if it's throwing him in at the deep end he's an actual defender, meaning he's a million times less likely to fuck up that Ryan fucking Taylor

Aye, but i'm sure Tonga and Fiji are hardly paying millions, our rights cost more because naturally, more people over here are interested than any other country, even if China/South Korea etc have an interest

Surely Newcastle are top 8 viewers wise like? As much as i'd hate it to happen, surely it'd help us more than anything, just leaving newly promoted teams to choke their way back down

Good on you mate! Did you follow a recipe or make it up as you went? Bit of both, followed a simple reciple i'd read online, but added red peppers and more onions etc, plus it was me remembering it 6 hours later, and us young 'uns have shit memories so I probably did something wrong like. Went down a treat surprisingly, used the packaged sauce but actually cut up and cooked chicken fillets etc which for me is unreal

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happyWedding.jpg That her getting married to Robbie Savage?

Writing this whilst eating my own curry, simple, humble origins, but ya know, gotta stat somewhere

Yulia Tymoshenko... SHES FIFTY? REALLY? I've always had a weird thing for her, she looks about 20 years younger.

I never did it personally but never really complained when someone else did As for football - I do actually understand the game AND the offside rule! David Ginola, however.... Being a moderator in with the wankers on here I can imagine you know your stuff Cheers Tom! I might make a purchase, just had my new oyster card come through (lost old one on the tube on the way home from watching the Wolves game) so i'm happier ordering stuff to my halls now, will look so queer with a cooking book though.

We used to do that in the nurses home all the time because we'd automatically get 3 lots of firemen... That's such a stereotypical female answer. Sorta like going "Ooh I like that Cabaye he's got some legs on him"

No problem mate I didn't expect straight away, I have apprehensions anyway, some idiot bint set the fire alarm off at 2 am last night burning toast apparently

For a start you'll need a high sided frying pan or a wok. A lot of curries can have the same common ingredients that kick off the flavour before you properly start cooking the dish so if you don't cook curries regularly it can be a fanny on getting the stuff. Basic stuff like cumin, garlic, root ginger & curry paste can often get you started. Although sometimes you will need two different kinds of the same spice i.e cumin seeds & ground cumin for which you'll need a pestle & mortar and it can get overly complicated. This is off the top of my head but for a basic chicken jafrezi you could get by on - Cumin seeds (tea spoon) Garlic (2 cloves) Root ginger (1 strip) Red/Green Pepper 2 Onions Curry paste (tablespoon) (you can make your own but best buy some for now) Ground coriander (tea spoon) Ground cumin (tea spoon) Salt Chilli powder (tea spoon) A tin of tomatoes (or fresh tomatoes, deskinned & blended, though you may need a stock cube) 400-600g chicken breast, If you can muster that you'll be sorted and I'll post some instructions up if you like. Perfect! I have a wok so i'll be fine with that . yeah instructions would be a necessary, i'm actually embarrassing, i've survived my first month of being an undergraduate on super noodles, peanut butter sandwiches, bacon and egg sandwiches, Burger King and Takeaways. Plus a cheeky few kit-kats for good measure

I'm an absolute cooking noob, but wanna cook myself a curry, just a regular one, nowt fancy, anyone take pity and help a beginner out?

Italian/Premiership were THE games

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TTI_FZNFc0&feature=related

If only we had kept Hughton , not that I think we'd be in a better position now, but I don't think Pardew will ever fully win me over, even now he's creating his own quality team

Sammy seems to have a better mentality than Shola, my fingers are firmly crossed but i'm not expecting wonders like

Anal Lover Dating UK - The Eighth Deadly Sin Perhaps?

Which Northern player deserves picking?

See thats the problem, this entire "heroes or nobodies" belief. Narh they're not nobodies, San Marino are nobodies, England just aren't Spain

Yeah same, and i'm not THAT bothered about it, but England fans can really wind me up. For example, the way we think we must get to the World Cup Final every time, there's so many good nations out there, surely they should just be proud nomatter what we do as long as we don't show ourselves up (2010 World Cup being the only example since 1998 where we would have a real right to be pissed off). The media building the team up just so they can knock them down, and loads of aggro people who think the minute we go 1-0 up against the United States that this means we will win the World Cup. England aren't as good as Spain, Brazil, Argentina, the Netherlands, arguably France and Italy who were even worse last year and maybe Portugal and Uruguay, so why think we should win everything, just enjoy what we have. Also, the entire "Oh my God he's not screaming the national anthem" pisses me off more than anything else

Definitely, match fees are irrelevent now, they'll care more about playing for England, because that means getting their faces in the papers, and more exposure meaning more sponsors etc etc, but still the one thing that annoys me is people saying people don't care about England, then when Rooney does something rash (he's done it a few times for England) people complain that he's not level-headed enough, surely he's just showing passion. Like when he slagged the England fans off, shit thing to do after playing so wank on the pitch, but at least he cared and was clearly frustrated, it's the wankers like Barry and Lennon that couldn't give two shits nomatter what that need fucking off out the England team

They don't HAVE to, but I think it's like a De Facto thing, I dunno really, point being i'm sure it's not that much they get anyway. Why DEADMAN, who do you propose plays for England instead? It's always hard to take a neutral view on the England squad, after spending so many of my last year moaning about Carroll and then Barton, i've decided Capello probably knows more about football than me, so Gareth Barry is the only person who doesn't deserve to be in the England squad