jonasjuice

Anyone actually seen him play? Good record last year, could be good, could be terrible. Who knows.

It's probably that Australian shite to be fair.

Yes homeboy, as the natural winner of the board, I look forward to collecting my loot.

Nowt wrong with CT's salad. Would happily pay £2.20 for that in Tesco's.

On the plane to Brazil chuffed

Oh and I predict...

Haven't read any of the books, but saw the titles of them all and the unreleased ones recently and guessing from that - so don't read if you haven't read the suggestive titles...

Prediction: Lallana to follow a similar career/fan's perceived ability path as Ashley Young.

've got a nice yoghurt in the fridge

Missed a trick not having this over the credits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWksoZx0324

And for the love of God Asprilla, get a lawyer to proofread your posts

So in my insomniac haze I've just watched Liar Liar, where *spoiler alert* a man essentially risks being shot/lifelong imprisonment for hijacking a plane when he could just wait to call her when his loved one lands, and rather than get some much needed sleep it got me to wondering about toontastic's old romantics. So anyone ever gone for a romcom style hail mary gesture, and if so, just how badly did it go?

Or since whoever release these guys http://www.theguardian.com/football/video/2013/mar/18/bees-brazilian-football-match-video

Can we just hurry up and decide whether we should be focusing on getting more Brit's or getting a new manager, so I can get super focussed and make it happen without all this confusion please.

Would be interesting to see it broken down into certain referee's average against certain teams e.g. Webb and Man Utd, to see how much it fluctuates, would need to go back further to get more 'n' numbers I guess though for that to be meaningful. But even then I guess you could argue you'd expect teams with more cloggers and less flair players to get more reds and yellows anyway, rather than it being an actual bias.

Thought this might be the game to make me upgrade, but sounds decent but not really top, triple-A standard judging by the reviews. Will hang fire for a bit.

I think with 17 goals it's fair to say he's contributed overall like and fully deserves to celebrate however he so pleases. Credit to Atletico for keeping him so quiet.

Winning (probably) goals in the Copa del Ray and CL in his first season - not too shabby.

AHaHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Shades of Drogba 2012 actually

Madrid mackems making Chelsea 2012 look like the entertainers

I bet you 20p that no more than 2 of the names mentioned actually goes this summer.

Couple of sloppy balls from Modric

Bale/Ronaldo to save the day anyway

'That's a big moment in this game, it really is' Yeah you're not fucking kidding a goal is usually quite important Andy. Shambles.