Stephen

I don't think it counts for the inter toto. I think it does, cos there was that fuss about whether we should play Luque in the Intertoto under Roeder wasn't there?

Maybe if there was a deal like pay the last year of his contract on his current wages, then a wage cut end of this season. I think he'd accept that. He'll be lucky if he does decide to leave on a free to get more than £70 tbh with his injury track record.

Mr Jones, used to teach Geography at George Stephenson High School. Did some mountain rescue thing as well, in his 50s, utter wanker. When lasses came to his desk to hand in work he'd asked them to show him or to use the pencil sharpener fixed into his desk, he used to drop pens and say "pick that up for me". Mr Ramsey, art teacher turned English teacher. Had a mirror fixed into his board so he could comb his hair and was generally the most egotistical teacher I've ever met. Looked like that butler guy from Scary Movie 2, similar hair. Claimed he had loads of lasses on the go and all that. Funny how I seen him once in Lloyds in the Gate one Saturday night on his tod lol

I reckon Shearer will give his all, it's his nature.

Never really looked convincing for Arsenal. I don't know his situation for Atletico but not scoring in so many games, was he a first team starter? More likely to be from the bench, I hope.

Zheng Zhi is a midfielder aint he?

Ameobi, take a leaf out of his book.

That's How... - D12

Jesus wept.

I'd like to see Milner stay, for at least another season.

Shame for him, hope he recovers fully.

Ashton is like a shadow of his former self these days, I don't rate him anymore. Crouch would be ideal, but for £15m I'd tell them where to shove it. £10m max.

I can understand him having second doubts, but really it's the best career move for him. He'd be daft not to move, unless he thinks a more established Premiership club will come in for his signature.

Good luck Shola. Guaranteed to score against us next season.

Sad sad story. He's had so many chances, but he either doesn't seem willing to help himself, or he can't for whatever reason. No one knows whats going on inside his head except him. I don't know the full story, but I don't like how it appears all his hangers ons who you heard about during the 'good years' who you heard about everytime they went out on the piss, have now suddenly disappeared and all of his latest incidents appear to have happened when he has been on his own.

Don't care where he goes, just as long as he goes.

Beye is quality. Enrique looks promising. It's good to have some proper full backs, not make shift ones or a fat Irishman and a sicknote Nigerian.

I'd love it to happen again, but we're considerably worse and Man United are considerably better.

Aye he has. A couple of the quotes from it were brought up when Keegan was appointed manager. Said something like how he didn't like Keegans methods as England manager or something.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy!!!!

LMFAO That is all.

If you give him the chances, he'll get you the goals. Been unlucky to be denied by some good goalkeeping the past couple games. Good to see him on the scoresheet again.

Simple comic but absolutely hilarious.

Eh what the hell, I dont even get whats happening in them pictures o_O Looks sick