Meenzer

Whaaat? I didn't invent the silly Russian-or-whatever-it-is language and alphabet...

Just bought some tomato juice from the corner shop. Not sure why it jumped out of the shelf at me, to be honest...

Just to be awkward, I prefer "Kick Up The Fire...", though I suspect that's partly because I'm a big old softie who can't resist "Blind Pilots".

Latest album was a bit arse, but still, I liked them. Oh well.

Depressing, isn't it?

Ooo, I never thought of that Nor did I. British corner-cutting at its finest! (Of course, if it was German I'd be calling it efficiency... )

As a cruel twist of irony, the lad that runs the Alphabite cutter on my shift is a chronic dyslexic. What's the distribution of letters anyway, is it like a Scrabble set?

Even without the Van Nistelrooy picture? Wow! Meenzer will post it in a minute. Shan't. I'm a tease like that. Besides, this thread is no gayer than the one where Gay69 expressed surprise at the presence of gays in a gay bar then said I wasn't gay because I hadn't taken it up the arse gaywise off a gayer.

They're debating the relative merits of the side orders their loyal wifies might come up with, man. The product being advertised is already beyond debate.

Do that plenty thanks, but sometimes you just need a bit of cack food. It's good for the soul.

Some reprocessed Birds Eye gank or other.

Isn't that person just bizarre? Now look at all the long-range photos I have of people who might be them...

Well they are wafully versatile. Eggs in, eggs on, gamm-on...

Crispy Pancakes! Marvellous. Used to just about live on them when I was 12 or so.

Nobby arguing back at Terry's chest was great though. Reminiscent of the finger-wagging square-up between Juninho and Albert

Speaking of which, that Judas Iscariot fella was class. I know that doesn't fit in with the topic of the thread, but it was worth mentioning.

No probs, should try it yourself sometime really. 1 in 74 attempts isn't a bad return! Statto! Statto! I'm amazed it took you lot 12 pages to start on me tbf! Aye, I'm amazed it didn't occur to me sooner

No probs, should try it yourself sometime really. 1 in 74 attempts isn't a bad return! Statto! Statto!

I have no strong opinions either way.

I realise he's not exactly Paolo Maldini, but "young" is pushing it even for a central defender. It's like the Ameobi "potential" thing.

I could turn this into yet another gay shagfest if it would help.

She sewed me name into practically everything else. The underscore must have been tricky.

Shit, shat, geschotten.

Do you seriously fancy him? I thought that was a wind up too? Well that's a bit of a logical leap, I must say. Since you clearly want to know what twangs my pink bow, though, I don't think he's a bad-looking lad and he seems canny enough. Bit young even for my tastes though. I'll leave him and his "gorgeous eyes" to the cradle-snatching likes of our resident weekend pisshead. None of which has any bearing on the theory I postulated above. Just playing devil's advocate because I'm bored really.