Meenzer

True, most fellas are so dumb they'll just lamp their lass instead.

Horribly addictive man Wonder if work will mind if I install it on this pooter............ Only when the bodies start to pile up in the corridor!

Shite man. My new PC can actually cope with Google Earth and I've been messing around with it all night. Was meant to be in bed about four hours ago.

Did that ever exist?! It sounds... well, it sounds vile actually

How come? when I come it comes quietly. At your age I'd expect it to be more of a dribble, to be honest.

It's all true.

Gemmil will never speak to me again if I start buying them So you'll be doing yourself a favour as well.

I kept telling myself I'd rather have Chelsea win it, but when Robben missed that penalty I punched the air, ejaculated loudly () and realised my heart had betrayed my brain once again.

There's some nice Cafedirect ones, various strengths, and you'll be doing some poor brown people a favour too.

£500 is what you'll pay for the best seats in the house, apparently. The cheap tickets are a snip at a mere £100....

Prince - Purple Rain

Working from home is a right c-word, it's so much harder to fake illness when the sofa where you'll be spending the day is two steps away from where you work.

It would've made a fantastic Eurovision song actually. Gomez - Bring It On

You're right Meenzer, they must have come down the front cos about 30 minutes into the first half the stewards came to the front where we were sitting. Thought front row would be a good place to sit but seemed more pressure on us to sit down which annoyed me. Really wanted to move up the back at half time but cos there was three of us would have looked a bit obvious ...oops? I loved the laminated "sit down" posters they'd tried to stick around the place. Hope springs eternal...

The stewards were daft like. One of them tried the whole fake-friendly "Alright, it's about time you started sitting down, lads" routine with us about twenty minutes into the match, so I made the point that he'd be better off starting at the front rather than in the middle since I didn't much fancy the view of the back of someone's head for my thirty quid. They went off to pester people elsewhere after that, presumably where you were by the sounds of it Meenzer, you weren't the bloke that the Reading message boards claim threw a bag of shit at some woman in the Reading end, were you? Well I was right over near the Reading fans in the corner. But I throw like a girl, so it wasn't me.

The stewards were daft like. One of them tried the whole fake-friendly "Alright, it's about time you started sitting down, lads" routine with us about twenty minutes into the match, so I made the point that he'd be better off starting at the front rather than in the middle since I didn't much fancy the view of the back of someone's head for my thirty quid. They went off to pester people elsewhere after that, presumably where you were by the sounds of it

You that old? Aye I'm young at heart though Thatcher, Thatcher, milk snatcher!

Awesome song off a very underrated album. It came on my shuffle on the way home tonight. I made sure to skip it instantly. I like it because it's basically just a silly little shiny pop song.

Just worked out that it's about 440 minutes since I last saw us score a goal in real life, too. I pick my bloody games...

Aye.

I think I will be there Trent is even shitter

Decapitation by sheet of glass falling from director's box, 3rd minute

Stone Roses - Ten Storey Love Song OMG CHOON ETC

I ain't fussy. More to the point, there's not much else to choose from.

And to think I'm only going to this game to get an eyeful of his legs. *femalesoopafantastic*