Meenzer

FYP Even that's being generous.

You should see the rest...

I've got about two dozen bets on obscure stuff like "Bulgaria not to qualify from the semi-final", so I'm really not the person to ask for a straightforward answer. I reckon the bookies have generally got it right tipping Ukraine and Serbia for success though. And Latvia are probably worth an each-way if you can still get them for 30s or better. Other than that it's anyone's guess...

It's that time of year again! The Eurovision semi-final is on BBC Three tonight (8pm kick-off), and more importantly, the grand final with senile old Terry is this Saturday at 8 on BBC1. Apparently the public humiliation of Scooch in front of a global TV audience has been deemed even more important than Doctor Who, which is saying something. Anyway, as is now (more or less) traditional, here's my feeble attempt to increase the UK's viewing figures by drawing your attention to the parade of continental lovelies you might encounter should you choose to tune in. Do indulge me on this... (yer Macedonian) (yer Hungarian) (yer Bosnian) (yer Georgian) (yer Moldovan) (yer Russians) Actually, there's really not that many this year. And most of them are going to get knocked out in the semi-final tonight anyway. Perhaps best focus on the alternatives instead: Like Dame Edna never happened Representing every provincial gay bar in the world Don't steal her truck It's going to be great! Honest...

Going to the gym's the only thing that's worked for me, I don't have the willpower to exercise in my own time and to my own pattern. Boring as hell, but that's what iPods are for...

Aye, I suspect that's your winner on Saturday night, mind. Unless the six tenors from Latvia get it instead. At least I stand to win some decent money off either of the above...

Might stop it from being constant front-page news I suppose. We know she's missing and we all hope she turns up OK, dearest British media, now tell us when something actually happens...

Doing this with your posts makes you even righterer - fact!

I still have that sealed issued. Came in a foil pack. Must be worth millions on eBay by now. Im rich rich I tells ya!! Why would you buy it, then never open it? He's just sealed it shut again tbh. I don't even want to contemplate how he resealed it, tbh... As I pointed out earlier:

"Glad I sprayed my nuts with aftershave now. You never know how things are going to turn out."

I <3 <3 <3 quoting things out of context

Packing you mean? You enjoy packing? That's the gayest thing you've ever said. Whoever inferred it, dealt it. Or something. Nothing much rhymes with "infer" really.

So let's do it again? Less of a problem when we've hardly got any staff to sack, I suppose.

Have more or less finished work for the day. Jetting off to Belgrade again tomorrow morning, so tons of stuff to do tonight, but the good sort of stuff. Kind of.

Same with my role really. There's two of us in our team providing support for around 200 people in our building. If one of us is off, the other has to cover and it's hell. I'm good mates with him as well so I wouldn't want to put him through that if it wasn't genuine and he's the same. What happens if you're both off ill on the same day?

Fuck's sake

Careful now.

http://imagine-msn.com/messenger/launch/en-GB/ Download it, install it, and use your hotmail address and password to log in. Should be all you need! EDIT: Bastid, etc.

It's quite good for checking out random bands/singers, yeah. Or for giving people a link to listen to someone you like if they're too lazy to go and find mp3s.

My first was this beast: Proper remote control it was, and about as heavy too.

The title of this thread keeps catching my eye. I always forget what it is and expect it to be something filthy.

Bet you used them though. "Big Tits, do you read me, Big Tits... supervisor rapidly approaching your cubicle, stop taking photos of it!"

But there are PORVORTS on every corner and they fancy YOUR kids. Walked every day, but then all of my schools were within about quarter of an hour of home.

A landline? I'm not convinced I ever saw anyone using one of the bricks in real life.