Meenzer

Mind, it makes various family members a decent wodge of cash every time they spill the beans to the tabloids. Canny little industry that.

There's nowt stopping you from going to the Vatican, son. If Allah loved you enough he'd put on a charter plane for you. Unlikely to reach its intended destination tbh.

There's nowt stopping you from going to the Vatican, son. If Allah loved you enough he'd put on a charter plane for you.

IKEA toys tbh. That one's probably called SMÖRGÅSBORD or DÖNGLEBÖRRY or something.

Glenn: "Oh he cant breathe? well I wish him well with that, hope it all goes ok" emmm Glenn, breathings quite an important part of survival mate.... "...but I told him it wasn't like he had a brain tumour or something, the big girl."

Cracking stuff.

Obadinho DOUBLE ROCKS

Martindinha ROCKS

Tevez off at half-time, replaced by Harewood. Five Live occasional update-tastic.

Evening... had a good night, have we?

I'd liiiiike to staaaay and taste my first champagne....

If he's going to cark it then I hope it's soon so we don't get a 20-year will-he, won't-he saga of George Best proportions.

Mong

Underlining their commitment to renewable energies tbh.

I was really hoping this'd be a comedy one-word post along the lines of "Smell."

It works if you're the same kind of dumbfuck American who thinks "As far as..." doesn't have to be followed by "...is concerned".

http://www.lastgasp.com/d/1120/

Digestive correctness gone mad

I won a PS3!!

That's rough...

much better

Cock

Don't be too harsh on the lad, he probably just wants to win the school house points trophy.

Hang on, you don't suppose that means J69 is a Straight-Edge Soldier of Allah?

Supoib I'd have nothing against getting rid of Israel though, their Eurovision entries are usually shocking.