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Glorious timing...

Rabid stray dog humped his leg at the Mallorca apartment complex tbh. EDIT: P.S. Welcome back Brockles

misunderstood DotBum's blatant come-on

smells of wee

OK, perhaps this "Photoshoped" non sequitur lark is getting a spot tedious now...

Photoshoped

prefers violaceous euphonia

has been poking around my jewellery cabinet

Poppers are rank, can't say I'm fond of their preponderance in the Ghey Scene either. Some people swear by them for the rush but I just reckon they’re shagging the wrong people and need to distract themselves from the shame of it all.

photo on his myspace was taken in 1998 tbh 167838[/snapback] And it's of his red-raw cock 167840[/snapback] You wish. 167841[/snapback] Still searching for it as we speak

photo on his myspace was taken in 1998 tbh 167838[/snapback] And it's of his red-raw cock

G'wan then.

is, it transpires, the reason my ears were burning just before.

Shut it, Craig.

General Hospital. Nee-naw!

Did somebody mention Swindy? New Cross Gate.

Cushioned seats?

Mind, I wasn't going to join the AA, but that £10 Marks & Spencer voucher has just swung it.

Neil Diamond - 12 Songs Surprisingly lurvely.

I have very little to get agitated about at work today, so I'm having to find external sources of frustration

Fucking "cute" cat food adverts. "Serengeti" and "slinky" don't even rhyme, and you've only given the cat the highly improbable name of "Trinity" so it'll rhyme with "vicinity". Fuckers.

Then he complained about the kids being childish afterwards 167507[/snapback]

Beatles - Komm gib mir deine Hand

Never mind, you were a ledge for the Archibald team at least.