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There's a decent curry house in Gosforth?

I'm translating the annual report of a company who've just converted from U.S. GAAP to IFRS without seeming to have a clue about either. Which is useful, because I can just make it all up and they won't be any the wiser.

Too pherphetual?

Life and soul of the party us two, and you know it. Prefer to be known as Ant & Dec these days. 113096[/snapback] I'm gagging for a threesome to be honest.

As if I could lower the tone on any forum blessed enough to count Wacky and Smooth Operator among its members.

httblog.toontastic.net tbh.

Your comic timings a bit off like 113027[/snapback] And you're a cock 113030[/snapback] Who? Me 113032[/snapback] 113057[/snapback] 113060[/snapback]

Your comic timings a bit off like 113027[/snapback] And you're a cock 113030[/snapback] Who? Me 113032[/snapback]

Your comic timings a bit off like 113027[/snapback] And you're a cock

113011[/snapback] I think the image of God smashing in the back doors of a group of vicars has to be one of the more surreal things posted on here 113013[/snapback] Where's that, might use it for a poster I'm doing for the local church. Just had a better idea, I'll add some text to it and put it on the bible thumpers windscreens next time the park outside my house and leave no space for me. 113018[/snapback] I think it was a mental image, a particularly mental one. I could knock something up on Paint but I can't be arsed. 113021[/snapback] Felt the need to issue a disclaimer after some of the comments in this thread?

(laughs while typing one-handed)

(laughs)

Never denied it, I have eclectic tastes man, I don't run with the crowd And yes, Sammy, that's the boiler I'm on about. 112817[/snapback] Don't run with the crowd. Corrie's proper underground like. 112841[/snapback] Exactly, only watching 'underground' stuff would make me a sheep 112842[/snapback] It's hip to be square.

Edited for Catmag. 112822[/snapback] Quoted for truth. 112826[/snapback]

Great post HTT!!!!!!

If one of the clique posted something as redundant as your original post, they'd be smeared in garlic butter and fed to the lions. Or something.

Great post HTT!!!

This is great stuff Gems, you should be a junior sportsreporter

Spot on again Gemmill

You or he wheel? 112780[/snapback]

Spoken like a true independent observer.

Non-believer!

Too perpetual?

And the spelling and grammar. 112750[/snapback] the grammar is sometimes just as bad over here to befair A sticky explaining "their" "there" "they're"... should be mandatory. 112757[/snapback] I never would of thought your such a pedant... 112764[/snapback] Definatly not!