Meenzer

Level playing fields are boring. Besides, Chelsea could afford any luxury tax you'd care to impose on them.

Oi! There's nothing common about my flu, dahling. 98224[/snapback] I suspect you're not talking about the flu above your gas fire 98226[/snapback] You seem worryingly familiar with the intracies of my chimney pipe

Them two are always touching kids. Allegedly. 98107[/snapback] Do you know, that might be what I... oh never mind. 98111[/snapback] You're one sick man/lady, pete burns????????? I just don't know! 98192[/snapback] I'm all man, and I'll prove it to you in graphic technicolor whenever you want. BYOL (bring your own lube). 98196[/snapback] Pleased you spelt that out, thought you were having a pop at wor lass. BYOL - bring your overweight lass 98211[/snapback] Only if she's a dab hand with a camcorder like. 98216[/snapback] Meenz......thats by no means the first reference to camcorder from you!!! 98222[/snapback] It's by no means the first thread in which you've stated the screamingly obvious, either. What's your point?

Oi! There's nothing common about my flu, dahling.

Them two are always touching kids. Allegedly. 98107[/snapback] Do you know, that might be what I... oh never mind. 98111[/snapback] You're one sick man/lady, pete burns????????? I just don't know! 98192[/snapback] I'm all man, and I'll prove it to you in graphic technicolor whenever you want. BYOL (bring your own lube). 98196[/snapback] Pleased you spelt that out, thought you were having a pop at wor lass. BYOL - bring your overweight lass 98211[/snapback] Only if she's a dab hand with a camcorder like.

Them two are always touching kids. Allegedly. 98107[/snapback] Do you know, that might be what I... oh never mind. 98111[/snapback] You're one sick man/lady, pete burns????????? I just don't know! 98192[/snapback] I'm all man, and I'll prove it to you in graphic technicolor whenever you want. BYOL (bring your own lube).

I suppose "Player A, Player A" doesn't scan as well as an opening line.

Them two are always touching kids. Allegedly. 98107[/snapback] Do you know, that might be what I... oh never mind.

Incidentally, is "he likes Alan Shearer" really a new euphemism along the lines of "he's a friend of Dorothy"? Unlike SMO and Wacky, I'm so out of touch with the kids these days...

OK, I admit it, I'm lost. Unless you mean likes likes. Which I don't. 97906[/snapback] He really likes Alan Shearer. Would like to meet another like minded person (gay) who would maybe one day go to a football match to see him. I am trying to get you both a blind date. With each other. 98058[/snapback] Ahhh. My boyfriend would have a problem with that, I suspect. Unless he's up for a threesome, in which case let's talk.

It's bad aids I'm afraid 98093[/snapback] The type that nicks stuff from your jewellery drawer then blames it on the grandkids? I had no idea...

Poor fella needs to be more careful about the type of woman he gets it on with.

Hacksaw - You Could Park A Bike In That Classic bit of punky nonsense. http://www.myspace.com/hacksawbristol

OK, I admit it, I'm lost. Unless you mean likes likes. Which I don't.

I was believing you right up until that point. *safety wink*

Ferk me. Brilliant!

I think we should take the "toontastic" from "www.toontastic.net" and the "-" from "www.newcastle-online.com". "Toon-Tastic" sounds like a reasonable compromise to me.

When ManUre last won it - Millwall 97480[/snapback] Eh? Milwall are a non-Premiership club. 97545[/snapback] Well done. 97627[/snapback] Get yer thinking antlers on, Brockles

On a similar note, these idiots we've got competing in the Winter Olympics that the BBC keep telling me "finished a very creditable 29th". Sorry, but if you're that fucking shit, don't bother, ok? Who paid for this useless twat to fly over, stay in Italy for a fortnight, and come 47th or whatever?? Seriously, I'll go and compete if all we're looking for is someone that finishes in the "nowhere" positions. And it won't cost a fortune to build facilities in this country beforehand or anything, cos I'll do no training and just turn up on the day. I'll represent us in every event - a one man team - and I'll finish a "very creditable" last in all of them. There's not much difference between last and 29th at the end of the day - and neither of them are creditable. 97568[/snapback] Spot on, both of you.

I've always liked the Jekyll and Hyde on Hanover Street (which is all dark and gothic and nice), and the Auld Hoose down St. Leonards Street... but then I likes my rock/alternative stuff. Depends what you're after really. 97522[/snapback] That will do nicely cheers............... ( think I may have been in the Jekyll) 97523[/snapback] It's fairly central, so that's entirely possible. The Hoose is a bit of a hike out, so you're unlikely to end up that way, but what the heck.

I've always liked the Jekyll and Hyde on Hanover Street (which is all dark and gothic and nice), and the Auld Hoose down St. Leonards Street... but then I likes my rock/alternative stuff. Depends what you're after really.

Well slap my ass and call me a bitch! 97043[/snapback] Best offer I've had all day. 97047[/snapback] Well you can fuck off with you're clique then. 97075[/snapback] Bliddy hell you'll be drinking bleach before long 97407[/snapback] Mistook Domestos for Blue WKD tbh

Not since 1990 or thereabouts. I'm in Edinburgh once in a while though.

Nearly as original as this thread 97083[/snapback] Seemed like an adequate response to me. Every redundant thread like this could use a little gaying up. 97087[/snapback] Cant gay up threads enough tbh! 97090[/snapback] That's what N-O's missing, its own resident gayer. We could mate and have beautiful pink and rainbow children. 97094[/snapback] I try my best but i just dont pull it off, im more holiday apartment than camp! 97096[/snapback] I'd settle for a timeshare.