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I suppose "Player A, Player A" doesn't scan as well as an opening line.

Them two are always touching kids. Allegedly. 98107[/snapback] Do you know, that might be what I... oh never mind.

Incidentally, is "he likes Alan Shearer" really a new euphemism along the lines of "he's a friend of Dorothy"? Unlike SMO and Wacky, I'm so out of touch with the kids these days...

OK, I admit it, I'm lost. Unless you mean likes likes. Which I don't. 97906[/snapback] He really likes Alan Shearer. Would like to meet another like minded person (gay) who would maybe one day go to a football match to see him. I am trying to get you both a blind date. With each other. 98058[/snapback] Ahhh. My boyfriend would have a problem with that, I suspect. Unless he's up for a threesome, in which case let's talk.

It's bad aids I'm afraid 98093[/snapback] The type that nicks stuff from your jewellery drawer then blames it on the grandkids? I had no idea...

Poor fella needs to be more careful about the type of woman he gets it on with.

Hacksaw - You Could Park A Bike In That Classic bit of punky nonsense. http://www.myspace.com/hacksawbristol

OK, I admit it, I'm lost. Unless you mean likes likes. Which I don't.

I was believing you right up until that point. *safety wink*

Ferk me. Brilliant!

I think we should take the "toontastic" from "www.toontastic.net" and the "-" from "www.newcastle-online.com". "Toon-Tastic" sounds like a reasonable compromise to me.

When ManUre last won it - Millwall 97480[/snapback] Eh? Milwall are a non-Premiership club. 97545[/snapback] Well done. 97627[/snapback] Get yer thinking antlers on, Brockles

On a similar note, these idiots we've got competing in the Winter Olympics that the BBC keep telling me "finished a very creditable 29th". Sorry, but if you're that fucking shit, don't bother, ok? Who paid for this useless twat to fly over, stay in Italy for a fortnight, and come 47th or whatever?? Seriously, I'll go and compete if all we're looking for is someone that finishes in the "nowhere" positions. And it won't cost a fortune to build facilities in this country beforehand or anything, cos I'll do no training and just turn up on the day. I'll represent us in every event - a one man team - and I'll finish a "very creditable" last in all of them. There's not much difference between last and 29th at the end of the day - and neither of them are creditable. 97568[/snapback] Spot on, both of you.

I've always liked the Jekyll and Hyde on Hanover Street (which is all dark and gothic and nice), and the Auld Hoose down St. Leonards Street... but then I likes my rock/alternative stuff. Depends what you're after really. 97522[/snapback] That will do nicely cheers............... ( think I may have been in the Jekyll) 97523[/snapback] It's fairly central, so that's entirely possible. The Hoose is a bit of a hike out, so you're unlikely to end up that way, but what the heck.

I've always liked the Jekyll and Hyde on Hanover Street (which is all dark and gothic and nice), and the Auld Hoose down St. Leonards Street... but then I likes my rock/alternative stuff. Depends what you're after really.

Well slap my ass and call me a bitch! 97043[/snapback] Best offer I've had all day. 97047[/snapback] Well you can fuck off with you're clique then. 97075[/snapback] Bliddy hell you'll be drinking bleach before long 97407[/snapback] Mistook Domestos for Blue WKD tbh

Not since 1990 or thereabouts. I'm in Edinburgh once in a while though.

Nearly as original as this thread 97083[/snapback] Seemed like an adequate response to me. Every redundant thread like this could use a little gaying up. 97087[/snapback] Cant gay up threads enough tbh! 97090[/snapback] That's what N-O's missing, its own resident gayer. We could mate and have beautiful pink and rainbow children. 97094[/snapback] I try my best but i just dont pull it off, im more holiday apartment than camp! 97096[/snapback] I'd settle for a timeshare.

Nearly as original as this thread 97083[/snapback] Seemed like an adequate response to me. Every redundant thread like this could use a little gaying up. 97087[/snapback] Cant gay up threads enough tbh! 97090[/snapback] That's what N-O's missing, its own resident gayer. We could mate and have beautiful pink and rainbow children.

Curses. Hoisted by my own petard.

Nearly as original as this thread 97083[/snapback] Seemed like an adequate response to me. Every redundant thread like this could use a little gaying up.

Well slap my ass and call me a bitch! 97043[/snapback] Best offer I've had all day. 97047[/snapback] Well you can fuck off with you're clique then. 97075[/snapback] Aww, don't go telling him he's only getting sloppy seconds, he was loving it...

I like cock.

but no one ever does I'm not sick but I'm not well and I'm so hot cause I'm in hell 97039[/snapback] Stop being so paranoid.

Well slap my ass and call me a bitch! 97043[/snapback] Best offer I've had all day.