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we're so bloody predictable arent we? 91175[/snapback] It's better than "I set 'em up, Jimbo knocks one out", I suppose...

I set 'em up, you lot knock 'em down

Always liked 'em. Must be the Scandinavian in me.

"Calvo-Garciagol" is a hell of a mouthful, mind...

And if there was any doubt left as to your real identity....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/4693520.stm Husband eats 50-year-old chicken A man celebrated his golden wedding anniversary by eating a 50-year-old tin of chicken. Les and Beryl Lailey, of Denton, Gtr Manchester, were given the chicken in a hamper on their wedding day in 1956. The Buxted Chicken tin remained in their kitchen cupboard until the couple marked 50 years together this month. Beryl and Les Lailey had kept the tin since their wedding "We kept it safe, and I always said 'on my 50th wedding anniversary I'm going to eat that chicken' - so I did," said former soldier, Mr Lailey, aged 73. "When we got married I'd just come out of the Army and we had very little money, so we did our own buffet. "We got a hamper as a present and included in it was this whole chicken in a tin. We didn't use it and packed it away and kept it." Mr Lailey, a former soldier, said he had not felt ill since eating the chicken. The couple were given the chicken on their wedding day The pair met at an Irish pub in Hulme, Manchester. "I had to go back to the Army almost straight after we met, but we kept in touch by writing letters. I came home and we got married," Mr Lailey added. Prof Eunice Taylor, a food safety expert at the University of Salford, said: "Canned food can last indefinitely if it has been sealed properly, although the normal shelf life is about six months. "If it's done at high temperatures and under high pressure, then the process should create a tight vacuum. "If anyone is going to eat old canned food, I would suggest they heat it thoroughly first of all, just in case to be extra safe."

Named after her cats actually! 90745[/snapback] So what's the lads name? I used to play 5 a side with a load of the lads that worked there. It's a small world! You know people there, Manc-Mag's eaten there. 90832[/snapback] Manc-mag's a tubby knacker with a penchant for shagging students. I suspect he's visited most of Heaton's eateries. 90921[/snapback] While living on the Gateshead side of the river?

I'm fairly indifferent towards Chelsea really. It's not like any injustice to any of their players is going to make a difference to the destination of the Premiership title, after all...

"Oops"

Ah, but three bad appointments don't make a bad chairman either.

Best Toontastic thread containing the word "exculpate" EVAH!

Thing is, amid all this talk of justice and cancelling-out, both cases arose because Robben's a cockend.

And because Alex isn't a Chelsea fan

Presumably the overall balance of justice will be restored if Reina is allowed to punch a Chelsea fan.

Apparently he's going to be our next manager too. Nailed on.

Probably the capital of Afghanistan or something.

"Scott", not "Scot"

Howay man, next thing you'll be telling me that being taken out of English classes at age 6 because I wanted to sit outside the classroom and write a manual for my VIC-20 computer instead makes me an anorak... personally I thought it was just adorable...

Never met a supply teacher I liked, to be honest. I still bear a grudge against the one who took us for R.E. in Year 5 and accused me of having "looked in the book" when I correctly answered her question as to the capital of Israel. I was the kind of precocious nerd who could have told her Mali, Mauritania or sodding Mauritius at age 9, never mind having to look up one as basic as Israel... I probably need a new hobby or something...

"Kitty porn" really, but I suppose that sounds borderline dodgy...

Asprilla's foreskin:

1. Jonny_nufc Herbert 2. Rikko Hakkinen 3. Lou-ca Badoer