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(bit niche, but indulge me )

What is a "mortgage"?

This proves nothing.

Well I do have mild asthma.................................................

I don't understand how anyone can look at UKIP's vote share and impact over the last few years and assume that struggling people are turning, and will turn, automatically to Labour.

The last paragraph (the Attitude quote) says it all really - do a bit of research ffs, the Yumbo Centre even has a dedicated Eurovision bar, so the clues are plentiful - but it's true that it can be a bit, well, in-your face if you're not used to it. The drink thing is cheeky as fuck mind.

Best restaurant we've been to there is El Navarro. Looks like nowt from the outside because it's squeezed between two bars (or at least it used to be), but the food is good and it's not stupidly priced for the standard of the grub. You'll probably want to book a few days ahead to make sure of getting a table though (maybe slightly less so in December). Couple of the restaurants around the smaller bay at Playa Jablillo are nice - just your standard seafood, paella etc., but a bit quieter than the main burn further round the resort, so more pleasant for sitting with a sea view and a vat of sangria. Not sure about bars as we haven't been for a few years and the nicer little places tend to come and go (whereas the football and Irish places are eternal...), but I'll holler if we find anything new.

It's minted dumpkins now, Grandad.

#ProjectFear

That reminds me, we just booked up for a cheap-and-cheerful Lanzarote jaunt in mid-December. (Sorry.) Usual old haunt in Costa Teguise, basically just an excuse to read a pile of books, eat a ton of seafood and turn up to Christmas still significantly paler than the Australian wing of the family, the bassas.

As long as someone's watching his arse, he'll be fine.

Daring.

Would.

Thank you! Greatly appreciated

Helped cause the refugee flow that helped lose him the referendum. Cracking strategy, Gromit.

Well, that's what the Bilderberg Group wants us to believe...

...it would be terrible

He'd heard that CT had rejected the Cameron doctrine. Onward and upward.

This stuff, mainly: http://www.slavorum.org/12-awesome-yugoslav-covers-of-us-classics-you-need-to-hear/

A decent rentboy would bring his own. (Stevie, I hope you're taking notes.)

How am I supposed to make a prediction if nobody gives us any information on their recent attacking and defensive record?

Ask Stevie

That's very kind of you, cheers. You've got me thinking now actually, what's the - if not actively terrible - strangest charity I've ever seen someone run/fundraise for...