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Wise words.

I know you're planning on moving to Yorkshire, but it's not that bad there.

So our team for the first match of your existence was Given, Barton, Marcelino, Griffin, Hughes, Caldwell, Acuna, Bassedas, Lee, Dyer, Shearer (used subs Harper, Glass, Cordone). Lost 2-0 to Derby. Heady days.

Get your semi out my arse crack, I'm kissing you goodbye.

Until further evidence is provided, I'm going to assume it's

I miss SMO and Wacky.

This'll go down a treat at next year's Eurovision shindig

But do they have matching carpets?

And so, shock horror... http://www.towleroad.com/2015/11/boxer-yusaf-mack-comes-out-as-bisexual-admits-he-was-not-drugged-into-doing-gay-adult-film/

or you'd bang a lad after the 7th pint

Just listened to that, as it happens. My main takeaway is "tomboy tomboy tomboy tomboy tomboy tomboy tomboy tomboy tomboy tomboy tomboy tomboy tomboy tomboy".

Bless 'em. Still plugging away.

YEAH BABY

http://uproxx.com/music/2015/10/hevisaurus-dinosaur-metal-band-for-children/ I bloody love Finland.

http://www.thelocal.es/page/view/galicia-celebrates-its-annual-clitoris-festival-thanks-to-google-translate

Maybe it was something to do with this: https://twitter.com/DailyRyder/status/660842020177633280

If you don't like his posts that ruin the forum, you don't have to read them while they ruin the forum. Something like that anyway

Parky, pictured this morning:

Crikey.