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Could be..................................................

Richtig. Off to Berlin in a few weeks for the company's Christmas jolly. Planning on going for a jog around the old Tempelhof Airport site beforehand. The temptation to make aeroplane noises while plodding down the runway will be immense.

Mind, I did like the vibe of Vienna but it helped that we were staying in a largely Balkan Arbeiterviertel with a burek shack on every corner.

South definitely doesn't help.

It's got to the point where the fella is genuinely considering commuting from Peterborough.

Well that's awkward

London summed up right there

HTH

wrong

Jewels remain still cleaming

Or Paula Deen. Same end result really.

Yes. You can play the melody here.

I suppose you might want to eliminate the residual possibility of actually taking a shit in the next fortnight.

If only there were a pictorial clue to help solve this poser.

The culinary mecca that is Wigan. (Don't worry, I'm not actually there.)

Can't say I'm not tempted.

https://vine.co/v/OttYwedqW3j

Robbie Savage would have a thing or two to say about that.

That's what you get for being bi-winning.

Sex AIDS.

Next thing he'll be getting briefs for that Briefs show. http://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whatson/briefs-90030

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/nov/11/david-cameron-letter-cuts-oxfordshire

...that the 15,000th topic in General Chat would be a profound one. But nooooo. Congratulations everybody - we have collectively spouted a grand load of toss over the years.

Catalogue shopping, CT-style. "Quite fancy a wee tipple. And a great big slab of cow."

Was just going to say.