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That's the most barmy thing of all. "They're all the same these days, but you should definitely vote for this one!"

Twitter, the pic cuts off the "h" of https://twitter.com/cartoonralph for some reason!

Fucking hell.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/maggyvaneijk/up-and-down-here-we-go#.pcZN8AgXm1

https://twitter.com/chris_coltrane/status/595878836505616384/photo/1

I'm career minded insofar as I wouldn't mind having one if only I was a bit less lazy.

As he's basically said, it's because he sees supporting a political party as being like supporting a football team. The wider ramifications of "Dave" vs. "Red Ed" are utterly lost on him beyond waving his blue scarf around his head and cheering on "his" side. Meanwhile, obviously the "do yourself a favour, vote Labour" rhyme has got me humming old Kwik Save jingles now.

https://www.betfair.com/exchange/plus/#/politics/market/1.101193124 Put your money where your cherry tomato is.

The violin-playing cunt.

I had it taped off Metro Radio, between The Damned's "Eloise" and something or other by Madonna.

(repeat)

But Farage told us the BBC stacks its audiences with evil lefties. Now I don't know who to believe!

I've loved this long time: ...but don't know their other stuff well at all. Time for a Spotify sesh, I think.

Bloody love that song.

Meanwhile: https://twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/594074535785275392/video/1

Except his lass. #nopressure

I watched last year's FA Cup final at St. Christopher's Inn. With DanTheMan. That was a random day.

http://bettingzone.oddschecker.com/football/english/premier-league/relegation-treble

Ended up there a few times after the George has kicked out. As you say, it's proper skanky, but probably quite appropriate for the nature of the occasion.

FYP. Turns out I'm a Lib-Lab-Green hybrid. Couldn't have seen that one coming.

She's German, so much the same thing really