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Looking at it objectively, I suppose it's better that this was because of one isolated nutjob rather than a fundamental flaw in the design of one of the world's most popular aircraft or suchlike... although I suppose it just highlights a fundamental flaw in crew behaviour and post-9/11 air protocol instead, as mentioned above, so... Reasonably certain Parky will find a way of blaming this on the German way of life and/or women within 24 hours btw.

I thought the whole issue was that they knew he was.

It continues: http://www.theguardian.com/football/quiz/2015/mar/26/football-quiz-name-career-stat-snapshot?CMP=twt_gu

It gets better - the original version and a "dance" "remix" were in the top 10 simultaneously.

Eilidh McKellar?

Molljeanne? Some people deserve to choke.

I'm disappointed by the lack of "drongo"

12/15. Didn't realise was as old as he is. The other two were shots in the dark.

Aubergine curry with soft chapatis. Followed by some Maoam Pinballs.

Not yet. The application form is stupidly long, and they've already had a pair of Eurovision gays on there who won the jackpot so that box has been checked.

Finally, some episodes of Pointless that aren't repeats. My day has officially been made.

Theme of the whole of last season too, when we all wanted Liverpool to win the title against the odds. I think the media would be genuinely baffled as to why people were creased up laughing at the Gerrard slip and the collapse against Palace. Total disconnect.

Newcastle XI: Krul, R Taylor, Janmaat, Williamson, Colback, Anita, Sissoko, Cabella, Gouffran, Ameobi, Perez. Arsenal XI: Ospina, Chambers, Gabriel, Koscielny, Monreal, Coquelin, Ramsey, Alexis, Cazorla, Welbeck, Giroud.

You could try attaching some of these in the meantime:

Did you get yourself fitted for them at all? I feel like I ought to do that as I'm told more suitable shoes will help me kick on a bit running-wise, but then I'm already doing reasonably well with the tatty Asics I picked up from S***** D***** nine months ago, so...

Sorry about that, I'd had a rough night at the Mayfair and lost my keys.

Sensational cuntery.

I'd definitely rather be watching a lower-half Bundesliga game than a lower-half Premier League game.