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MCFC: Caballero, Sagna, Demichelis, Mangala, Kolarov, Milner, Toure, Fernandinho, Silva, Jovetic, Dzeko. NUFC: Elliot, Janmaat, Coloccini, Dummett, Haidara, R.Taylor, Abeid, Colback, Obertan, Armstrong, Aarons.

But it's a pen and ink drawing, not a pencil one. That's not going to work.

Surely a subject more suited to here.

That would be an ecumenical matter.

Its weight in gold.

Belongs in here, tangentially at least: http://www.theguardian.com/money/2014/oct/28/this-passageway-in-south-london-just-sold-for-260000?CMP=twt_gu

You think this is punishment? :boogie:

The earworms we get, we deserve.

His book misquotes Belinda Carlisle. I'm not having that.

Even a stopped cock is right twice a day.

Back from Edinburgh, exhausted but happy. Genuinely didn't think I could have so much fun sober. #straightedgesoldier And yes, bang her.

Whereas we get an extra hour of Eurovision disco choonage at our off-season fanboy gathering (in Edinburgh, this year). Which, it might be argued, is even more traumatic.

They're one cunt short of a picnic basket full of cunts.

Not just the old days - it got an airing outside the Eight Bells on a recent Fulham away trip too. Old habits die hard...

You are the worst at everything.

21, blimey! The raggedy white kitten in my pic made it to 20 and I thought she did well for herself

It was dead good for driving Matchbox cars around.

Careful...

Wants to send 'em all back... Getting on a bit... Concerned about affordable dental care... I think we've worked out mincepie's true identity:

"....you must suck it."

I don't know what's worse, the hair, the carpet or the jumper. ....it's definitely the hair, isn't it?