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Canny about Peru, even cannier about Hannover actually not being a dump. I might check it out properly some time. Off to Gran Canaria early morning. Haven't started packing yet. #hardcore

Perfectly logical happenings behind the Iron Curtain.

So apparently there's a whole debate about breastfeeding in public unfolding following the Shroud of Claridge's incident. Is Farage right that mothers should sit in the corner and not breastfeed "ostentatiously", or is that just an excuse for prudes and the offended-about-everything brigade to hide behind? Does seeing a woman breastfeeding in a public place make you think "aww, the future of humanity" or "for heaven's sake, I am trying to eat my crème caramel in peace here"? Who needs to be more understanding to whom?

The sour dough scenario sounds entirely plausible.

I'll be surprised if I don't join that exodus of 30somethings before I'm no longer a 30something. Not so much because London is "dead" per se, more just that the things it does undoubtedly still have to offer are less relevant as you get older and tireder. And that's without expensive things like, you know, kids and stuff to think about. I don't really know how anyone manages.

Hahahahaha. As if there's ever a cheaper route.

Heskey and Gudjohnsen training with Bolton.

Und now in Englisch bitte?

It's getting a bit ridiculous now. Might even cost Klopp his reputation as the next saviour of Liverpool.

Or lives in South Shields.

I voted for all of them. Schalke.

FYP (unfortunately)

None, and don't call me Exactly.

I'm on a plane. I can't complain.

If the tarmac at Tegel is anything to go by, winter has already hit Berlin. Bring hats.

Aye, with minimal exceptions "Ultras" in Germany just means folks who like a beer and some proper vocalising. So what we used to call a "fan", basically. You'll have seen far worse.

I knew that long before the prospect of having my head snapped off was raised.

https://twitter.com/Tim_McNulty/status/537653108890148865/photo/1

Paging @@Jill! Do go, anyway, wherever you end up sitting. Currywurst, beer and one of Europe's iconic stadiums. What's not to like?

50 ways to kill your lover?

Legalise guns, ban grammar.

Soapy chinwank. :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic:

Arse