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Everyone's salary is on public record in Norway. I'd love to see them try that here.

One of these FM-playing, other-football-watching hipsters will know.

Just microwave it. (...but the aforementioned Taylors of Harrogate range is generally pretty nice )

Overrated tbh.

There must be easier ways of getting a table to yourself at the pub. Have you tried chronic flatulence?

He came to all of his findings and conclusions by himself, Parky. He's a free thinker.

Fishface is just worried I'll cast him to the kerb again.

Eee, wey. Hello!

We don't all know anything.

He wishes. Or something.

Direct trains to Brockley and New Cross Gate! So now they can appreciate your presence at the pub quiz with the Yewtree-bothering host too.

It's all good. Factor in a bit more time on your next visit and Dave will take you some places where they appreciate his presence at the bar. Your jaw will drop.

...you must have an agenda here but I can't work out what it is.

New Yorkers will sniff at it for being too touristy, but get yourself down to Mulberry Street in Little Italy and go to one of the better-looking Italian restaurants there. There's tons to choose from, and while it is a bit of a cliché tourist-trap and it's not like you can't get similarly decent Italian food all over NYC, it's as good a place as any to sit outside and people-watch at this time of year. And if you hate it then Chinatown is right next-door.

Entirely NSFW (obviously) but http://www.footballorporn.cc/

Needs colonic irrigation.

Hah!

http://www.dazeddigital.com/artsandculture/article/20657/1/northern-irish-police-cancel-rave-with-sarcastic-response Ant is definitely working for Newry police like.

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit, join our Club

Happy birthday I suppose.

That's what they want you to get.

We should start a fundraising drive to make this happen. I hereby contribute 92,384 denpounds.