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The golden rule with gyms is there'll always be someone worse off than you, be it in terms of fitness or attire. So don't worry about it basically. (I was going to say "don't sweat it", but that would defeat the purpose somewhat.)

Even in a wider comparison, this country is fairly unusual in the extent to which it's in thrall to house price inflation as a measure of perceived growth, stretching yourself financially to Get On The Ladder, home ownership as a status symbol and so on.

Probably trying to work out what red and white stripes stand for in the handkerchief code.

Haaaang on, am I being pimped out?!

I don't know what you mean.

No one to tell us no or where to go Or jewles remain still cleaming

A whole new arse A new fantastic rear end vieeeeew

A whole new arse.

"Which one of you is Jean-Claude Pompt-Du-Pompt? You're a Leconte."

Just had the company techie bods poking around my PC remotely to try and fix a problem. Terrifying.

Bumours.

The Tagespost and the Deutsche Unabhängigkeitspartei will have you deported for that!

That's the official Borussia Mönchengladbach Twitter account saying Luuk de Jong is on his way here for a medical.

Nothing about Gary, Indiana could be weirder than its most famous family.

He's gonna have disquiet on his hands.

I'll keep you informed. (As if you had any doubt!)

John Carew's sister is one of the candidates to represent Norway at Eurovision this year.

Nuh-uh. Don't believe you.

.............it's not?

Now I can see Zorro in your eyes!

http://freakytrigger.co.uk/ft/2010/06/bros-i-owe-you-nothing/?comment-page-all (comments thread included). Should keep you busy.

It's just not right.