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Joan Ferguson could never shake "The Freak", either.

Good news for my Fantasy team consisting solely of players with a Z in their name.

Twas in a PM - I'll forward it your way when I'm next not on my rubbish phone

Jealousy?

I'm a geography hipster. Mainz is not in North West Germany.

Crikey. What's brought that on? Last time I was in they'd adopted the inevitable "burger meal deal" sub-gastropub experience, but the place still seemed pretty well-attended.

Took him five days to remember that his password is "password".

Oo, if that's a thing now then I've finally got something to crow about in this thread.

Hict!

http://selfiesatfunerals.tumblr.com/

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-24729477 Good news - just a pity the snivelling little liar's instinctive response is to say "well we'll change the law so we are allowed to do this in future".

http://instagram.com/p/f7kc5zvGHC/ Subliminal messaging... but I don't mind being manipulated.

I have already failed in my challenge - but oh! what glorious failure.

I agree.

Gary Lineker also thinks the only reason people are critical of MOTD is because they've been brainwashed by the Daily Mail.

https://twitter.com/NobbyNolano/status/393136972358615041 Does any of us really know for sure?

Mainstream. It's all about SC Victoria nowadays dahling.

That's cosmic, man!

I don't know you

They used to be massive (admittedly, we're talking 60 years ago). Well worth a look I'd say, for all it's a bit like suggesting a trip to see Blyth Spartans when you're visiting Tyneside, but I suppose any proper football fan would be well up for that too. Plus you'll no doubt be able (and allowed) to sup a Pils or two in the process.

Waller; Domino.

Brock blatantly on commission from the Edamame Bean Council of Great Britain.