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4-2-3-1. Flick/Gruber in the heart of defence, Vicki Michelle on the right and the left.

Translates as "cyclist", so named because of its history as a popular drink among amateur sportsfolk in Bavaria. I mean, you wouldn't want a whole beer in the middle of your weekend bike ride, but half a one's fine. Up in Hamburg it's known as Alsterwasser, which isn't a terribly good reflection of the water quality in the city's Alster lake.

http://muppetswithpeopleeyes.tumblr.com/ Same.

I'd rather have Rene Arnoux out wide.

Ma'am, milady...

Saints preserve us!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/quiz/2013/jul/11/football-quiz-guess-the-season 6/10 here.

I am a right soppy old twat.

TiVo'd it, got five minutes in, figured it wasn't going to be my kind of thing. Did the tone change at all?

But you dismiss young people's opinions as worthless all the time. It's your forum thing. You can't have it both ways.

Not small-time at all, of course, but still:

I know, right? Liverpool in 3rd?

Unrelated since it's a wee laddie, but saw this today and it tickled me somewhat. Aussies, eh?

The summer when Shearer lost a bar but gained a baby. Congrats.

Buying the Dutch under-17 keeper has worked out well enough for us, I suppose...

He's right mind, Rudisha is basically the ULTRAMENSCH. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKEOjWEzVGs

Brilliant headline. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/british-public-wrong-about-nearly-everything-survey-shows-8697821.html

If I'd been the only person in a Tesco at 6am, I'd be looking for every opportunity to massage my own self-worth too.

"Basically most recent sporting achievements are down to her."