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http://storify.com/suchosch/e-en-sko

Aw, boo, it's not. Stupid reality. http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:qp_GHPulZjUJ:https://twitter.com/FootyTube_+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=uk

If this is the guy's real account, that's an impressive set of tweets: https://twitter.com/Dzhokhar_

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I'm so Roonery

I'd find it a bit odd if we weren't, given the circumstances!

Enough said.

That's been one of the most annoying arguments made by people over the last week and a half. Fuck off is someone's opinion automatically more valid simply because "they were there".

Sounds like he'd have struggled to navigate from his bedroom to the bathroom, never mind the mean streets of a foreign city.

A weekend in the port city of Hamburg really has changed you, hasn't it?

Fuller head of hair than you, grandad! ...marginally

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I still don't want to be a translator but I've been one for nearly 12 years. Might think about getting a career one of these days.

http://www.pointerpointer.com/

And that was pre-match!

Aye, was just being daft. Definitely like the idea of the pencil museum though, maybe a sneaky excursion to the Sellafield visitors' centre while we're nearby.

That doesn't sound too clever Fisty, hope they manage to get to the bottom of it. Having followed the score online, him indoors turned up at the pub unannounced in the 92nd minute, reasoning that I might need immediate distraction therapy. Took me up the local park () and bought me lunch then ice cream in the sunshine. To be fair it did help turn the day around a bit. I'm starting to think he might be a keeper (though as much as anything, I'm astonished he had the nerve to mince right into a Millwall pub and start ordering me about ).

I thought I'd take visual inspiration from this culinary masterpiece to prepare a banner for CT to use if we fail to win 5-0 while playing like Barcelona/when Marveaux is only on the bench tomorrow: