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http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2012/nov/15/mumford-sons-biggest-band-world The Guardian said so, it must be true.

Be honest, you're hoping you will, too.

The Incredible Bing Strand. A beach where the Christmasses are always white.

The Incredible Tring Band. Hertfordshire's finest.

The Incredulous Sting Band. Lots of Police songs rearranged in avant-garde style as the man himself sits nearby with a sceptical look on his face.

Glorious misdirection on the part of Our Great Rulers, innit? Pretend there's some kind of burger-related controversy and it'll overshadow the gross injustices Osborne is wreaking on the country. </parky>

I know, I know, but...

On a bed of mashed potatoes. And mashed beans. With gravy.

Mr. Muscle wept

The Infinite Monkey Cage is back and v. good as usual. Obviously you have to put up with Brian Cox's voice, but it's diluted by the several guests on each episode. http://www.bbc.co.uk/podcasts/series/timc

I miss ticking and/or tinkling the old ivories. Very therapeutic.

I thought Abeid might make the greid grade too, to be honest. Shame.

Hey, there's colours on that plate other than "orangey-beige". It's progress.

Then I take it back, a 40% SNP / 5% UKIP vote seems like something of an anomaly in the other direction.

You'd need a liver transplant within two months.

I've done you a tailored search on Rightmove for the specific area you're after. Hope this helps.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/pope-john-paul-ii-completed-jet-set-willy-2013062172991

Probably not worth its own thread and probably most suited to this one, I guess: http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/the-last-mystery-of-the-financial-crisis-20130619?print=true

Decent start.