Meenzer

You have misunderstood the (north-eastern) English psyche towards the national team.

I'd call that much more interesting.

Hello sailor

If he had a problem with having Muslims as neighbours before....

Ouch. I withdraw my mocking, that's practically an abuse of human rights.

Watched Fight Club again last night as the fella hadn't seen it before. Unlike him, it hasn't aged particularly well.

Fuck me, I'm sold

Man, you should see it.

A number of studies suggest a tendential correlation between left-handedness and homosexuality/non-traditional gender identification.

Guardian-reading lefty lecturer types.

Twat.

For all I love my Leffe, any competition in which a Kristallweizen goes out in the first round is not a competition I want to be party to. Did you try it with a slice of lemon? That's how it should be done. (Well, and a bit of summer sunshine helps too.)

Sailing them over in a Muslim Submarine more like.

A heartwarming example of a racially integrated society.

http://lanadelreydancing.tumblr.com/

Gazza bought me a pint at the Rupali when I was 9. Our lives have progressed similarly ever since.

Abs-off! I'm game.

(Hey, only a few months late!)

This thread just got even gayer.

Ah, you've finally bitten the bullet on that one? Can't say I blame you, for the reasons given - a job's a job and all.

Could be an option at Subway I suppose. "Six inches, Footlong or Elfmeter?"

Well it's not quite "Super Caley Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious".

Wait, what?

Is that you? I'd totally let you serve me Bloody Marys while I did the naughty with someone more ordinary-looking.