Meenzer

Just back from a canny night out in Soho with my Euro posse. Had Nandos but don't feel any more Nile Ranger-ish as a result, brap.

Tidy with a bit of trimmage = good. Completely bald = dodgy as fuck.

Burner

The thought of eurovision being used for political "leverage" :icon_lol: Hey, the Azeri human rights groups are all coming out of the woodwork... ...and complaining about being subjected to two weeks of Eurovision.

The whole thing's completely reprehensible. Mind, so's holding Eurovision in Azerbaijan. Horrible regimes one and all.

Gayness, I think. Which, as far as I understand it, tends to start with being gay.

That gay rights means forcing 6-year-olds to be transvestites, basically.

Nope.

I just got a letter from Barclays that reads as follows:

Gunther wannit? Must've been Bi- didn't he lust after Brad Pitts bird. Much as Brad Pitt is the safe "If you were, who would you?" answer, Jennifer Aniston is the safe "I am, but I don't want to say I am" answer. (That made sense in my head)

Used to go there quite a bit, aye. Less so recently.

Drama queen. Totally milking it. Never married, had 12 boyfriends, asked people to " come unto me" , performed miracles with food. Liked the Village People...

Drama queen. Totally milking it.

Does 7 years count? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSXx7-EceBA

I'm enjoying this at the minute - gentle humour, all very Radio 4 really - but I can't help but picture the main character as CT.

He will be jocular, he will be jocular

I got a "wah wah wah our troops in Afghanistan" comment when Gary Speed died. Fucking wankers.

Worst rendition of Toto on Singstar 80s evah.

Christ, did she really need to bring it up at the memorial ffs. Not what they claim the day's about, surely. Tweaked your post.

I propose a minute's silence for the English language, la.