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Absolutely fine really - it's massive, has a decent bar if you want to meet backpacking wankers/foreign lasses before you go out on the town, free wi-fi, and the staff are fairly helpful. Location isn't mega-central but it's fine really, especially if you're doing stuff on the eastern side of the city, and public transport runs all night including the trains at the weekend - there'll be better-located smaller hostels too though, I'm sure. Anyway, stayed there a few times over the years and basically it does what you'd want it to do for the price.

Ah, there we go - you might find some joy in there: http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/31993-staff-christmas-dos/page__p__1008251#entry1008251 http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/32223-holidays-2012/page__st__100__p__10393931

I swear we've had this before, but can I fuck find the thread. Anyway all I know in Berlin is the Generator Hostel and my mates' spare room, so that doesn't really help you either way. Anywhere with a decent star rating and Tripadvisor score will be fine though, so go for location as much as anything - you'll want to be near an U-Bahn/S-Bahn station with decent routes to the rest of the city.

Madness, sheer fucking madness.

Explains a lot tbh

If I want glue-tasting food I'll eat a horse

Couple more posts and it'll be "I once saw this thing on YouTube about some guys who...". Blatant butter-shitter tbh

All of this.

Ketchup in the cupboard and mayo in the fridge here. I don't think there's any great thought process behind either though.

"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one. A fetish for shitting in the butter tray, on the other hand..."

I've actually found myself wanting England to do well since Woy was appointed. I'm sure that sentiment will disappear as soon as I see them lining up on the pitch though.

Ahh, always glad for the opportunity to resurrect a golden oldie.

Most things are fine a bit after the date really, and if they're not then you can tell by look or smell. I'd be a bit suss about blue cheese though, because neither of those indicators really help much.

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A game of Whack-A-Mole they can't win. But still a bit of an inconvenience in the meantime.

They'll add in chocolates, hampers, grovelling cards and the like too. That's what I did when exactly the same thing happened to me two months ago.

I think he's saying you'd have liked hearing Woy speak Nowwegian if you understood the language, because you're easily satisfied. Maybe he knows something we don't.

Hard to say, it just seemed a bit... teenage. Although it has taken me back to this article, which can only be a good thing: http://metaphilm.com/philm.php?id=29_0_2_0

Mind, Gemmill quickly put those knobbly knees to epic dancefloor use:

See, this is what makes going out in Scandinavia so difficult, even the straight lads look like benders. Chuck a pink skinny tee onto LBT's physique and send him out into the night with a few £10 beers inside him and it's no wonder we get confused.

Cracking thread lads. Haven't got enough time off for a "proper" holiday later in the year so I reckon we'll hop on the Eurostar and finally pop our Paris cerise.

You need to visit more often.