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Excellent.

A red that's probably been open a few days too long.

This wouldnt surprise me yet at the same time, completely freaks me out. rumour has it they're the same guy Parky predicted the financial crisis too, he was saying the whole thing was going to collapse in 2006, not sure he is a genius though. He has got an Einstein-like glint in his eye but my colleague reckoned she thought it was due to a mild psychosis / slightly bipolar. The whole thing was already collapsing in 2006.

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Likewise. I can only fall asleep (easily) when I'm sleeping on my right side. Forgot to ask them to give me the jab in my left arm. You should be used to pricks by now, Meenz! Aurgh.

Likewise. I can only fall asleep (easily) when I'm sleeping on my right side. Forgot to ask them to give me the jab in my left arm.

I use Spotify for so much music these days that I'd otherwise have bought, whether in CD or mp3 form. Doubt I've bought five albums in the last two years.

I've had this queued to watch for ages and not got round to it until now. I am silly. If you liked Monkey Dust and its ilk, you should find something in here too.

Just watch on repeat:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-15333782 It's certainly a tough call.

Aye. "Love Spreads" and "Ten Storey Love Song".

I've rarely met a bell end I didn't like

I think it's part and parcel of getting older too, you realise there are plenty of people out there who just aren't worth the bother and if taking that attitude means you miss out on interacting with a couple of decent people along the way, it's hardly a massive tragedy.

Acceptable.

Posted elsewhere previously, but there's never a bad time for:

First year going into second year of uni. Lived off Tesco Value beans and toast. Attended my first Eurovision Song Contest.

Not funny per se, just quite cool:

I like the marina there. And Malaga itself is great for a wander, there's some cracking little poky bars and tapas places in the old town.

Aye, that's spot on. We use Tripadvisor loads when booking things, but actually reading the posts rather than just going by the scores. People from different places and different age groups have different expectations too, so it's always good to try and put yourself into the shoes of the person writing and work out if you'd be massively bothered by, I don't know, no fluffy dressing gown in your hotel room or slightly surly cleaning staff. And if a 4-star place (say) has a number of negative reviews because it's more like 2 stars but you're getting it on an offer for £30 a night... It's all about context.

When is the draw? Thursday, 12 noon.